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Started by Swatopluk, August 14, 2007, 10:25:11 PM

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Swatopluk

Chapter Seven followed by the numeral following Seven

After some trouble with vermin exterminators, Emilio's aunt made wind up exterminators out of grey papier-mâché and scrap metal which she had salvaged from Her Majesty's personal lock-up. The guards failed to stop her winding up another dozen extermination kits that had been left between a rock and a soft place unwrapped. Still no vermin were asked about by Her Majesty's Public Prosecutioner who had a penchant for occasional gerbophilia, as he had announced that preparations for a flypast were not nearly ready and consequently the jacuzzi would have to be scrubbed.

On another planet the first envoys from Gallifrey took a leap into liquid granite kitchen worktops (a novelty in planetory furniture design), priced at a quite an outrageous but still acceptable £3 per cubic yard. Fitted by expert rocket scientists recently fired ceramic gnomes took over the job space-Emilio's evil twin vacated after a disturbing portrayal of his lack of stylistic grace with the added insult of unfashionable footwear worn on his wedding anniversary. Up until the very moment before his departure for Gallifrey, the other twin was watching reruns of The Terminator - Erotic Confessions of a lonely Cyborg Part III and 1/2. Although the former Minister of Brownsploitation
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter Seven followed by the numeral following Seven

After some trouble with vermin exterminators, Emilio's aunt made wind up exterminators out of grey papier-mâché and scrap metal which she had salvaged from Her Majesty's personal lock-up. The guards failed to stop her winding up another dozen extermination kits that had been left between a rock and a soft place unwrapped. Still no vermin were asked about by Her Majesty's Public Prosecutioner who had a penchant for occasional gerbophilia, as he had announced that preparations for a flypast were not nearly ready and consequently the jacuzzi would have to be scrubbed.

On another planet the first envoys from Gallifrey took a leap into liquid granite kitchen worktops (a novelty in planetory furniture design), priced at a quite an outrageous but still acceptable £3 per cubic yard. Fitted by expert rocket scientists recently fired ceramic gnomes took over the job space-Emilio's evil twin vacated after a disturbing portrayal of his lack of stylistic grace with the added insult of unfashionable footwear worn on his wedding anniversary. Up until the very moment before his departure for Gallifrey, the other twin was watching reruns of The Terminator - Erotic Confessions of a lonely Cyborg Part III and 1/2. Although the former Minister of Brownsploitation fracking enterprise
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter Seven followed by the numeral following Seven

After some trouble with vermin exterminators, Emilio's aunt made wind up exterminators out of grey papier-mâché and scrap metal which she had salvaged from Her Majesty's personal lock-up. The guards failed to stop her winding up another dozen extermination kits that had been left between a rock and a soft place unwrapped. Still no vermin were asked about by Her Majesty's Public Prosecutioner who had a penchant for occasional gerbophilia, as he had announced that preparations for a flypast were not nearly ready and consequently the jacuzzi would have to be scrubbed.

On another planet the first envoys from Gallifrey took a leap into liquid granite kitchen worktops (a novelty in planetory furniture design), priced at a quite an outrageous but still acceptable £3 per cubic yard. Fitted by expert rocket scientists recently fired ceramic gnomes took over the job space-Emilio's evil twin vacated after a disturbing portrayal of his lack of stylistic grace with the added insult of unfashionable footwear worn on his wedding anniversary. Up until the very moment before his departure for Gallifrey, the other twin was watching reruns of The Terminator - Erotic Confessions of a lonely Cyborg Part III and 1/2. Although the former Minister of Brownsploitation fracking enterprise Amalgamated and
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter Seven followed by the numeral following Seven

After some trouble with vermin exterminators, Emilio's aunt made wind up exterminators out of grey papier-mâché and scrap metal which she had salvaged from Her Majesty's personal lock-up. The guards failed to stop her winding up another dozen extermination kits that had been left between a rock and a soft place unwrapped. Still no vermin were asked about by Her Majesty's Public Prosecutioner who had a penchant for occasional gerbophilia, as he had announced that preparations for a flypast were not nearly ready and consequently the jacuzzi would have to be scrubbed.

On another planet the first envoys from Gallifrey took a leap into liquid granite kitchen worktops (a novelty in planetory furniture design), priced at a quite an outrageous but still acceptable £3 per cubic yard. Fitted by expert rocket scientists recently fired ceramic gnomes took over the job space-Emilio's evil twin vacated after a disturbing portrayal of his lack of stylistic grace with the added insult of unfashionable footwear worn on his wedding anniversary. Up until the very moment before his departure for Gallifrey, the other twin was watching reruns of The Terminator - Erotic Confessions of a lonely Cyborg Part III and 1/2. Although the former Minister of Brownsploitation fracking enterprise Amalgamated and Incorporated factory
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter Seven followed by the numeral following Seven

After some trouble with vermin exterminators, Emilio's aunt made wind up exterminators out of grey papier-mâché and scrap metal which she had salvaged from Her Majesty's personal lock-up. The guards failed to stop her winding up another dozen extermination kits that had been left between a rock and a soft place unwrapped. Still no vermin were asked about by Her Majesty's Public Prosecutioner who had a penchant for occasional gerbophilia, as he had announced that preparations for a flypast were not nearly ready and consequently the jacuzzi would have to be scrubbed.

On another planet the first envoys from Gallifrey took a leap into liquid granite kitchen worktops (a novelty in planetory furniture design), priced at a quite an outrageous but still acceptable £3 per cubic yard. Fitted by expert rocket scientists recently fired ceramic gnomes took over the job space-Emilio's evil twin vacated after a disturbing portrayal of his lack of stylistic grace with the added insult of unfashionable footwear worn on his wedding anniversary. Up until the very moment before his departure for Gallifrey, the other twin was watching reruns of The Terminator - Erotic Confessions of a lonely Cyborg Part III and 1/2. Although the former Minister of Brownsploitation fracking enterprise Amalgamated and Incorporated factory had no
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter Seven followed by the numeral following Seven

After some trouble with vermin exterminators, Emilio's aunt made wind up exterminators out of grey papier-mâché and scrap metal which she had salvaged from Her Majesty's personal lock-up. The guards failed to stop her winding up another dozen extermination kits that had been left between a rock and a soft place unwrapped. Still no vermin were asked about by Her Majesty's Public Prosecutioner who had a penchant for occasional gerbophilia, as he had announced that preparations for a flypast were not nearly ready and consequently the jacuzzi would have to be scrubbed.

On another planet the first envoys from Gallifrey took a leap into liquid granite kitchen worktops (a novelty in planetory furniture design), priced at a quite an outrageous but still acceptable £3 per cubic yard. Fitted by expert rocket scientists recently fired ceramic gnomes took over the job space-Emilio's evil twin vacated after a disturbing portrayal of his lack of stylistic grace with the added insult of unfashionable footwear worn on his wedding anniversary. Up until the very moment before his departure for Gallifrey, the other twin was watching reruns of The Terminator - Erotic Confessions of a lonely Cyborg Part III and 1/2. Although the former Minister of Brownsploitation fracking enterprise Amalgamated and Incorporated factory had no fingernails, he
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter Seven followed by the numeral following Seven

After some trouble with vermin exterminators, Emilio's aunt made wind up exterminators out of grey papier-mâché and scrap metal which she had salvaged from Her Majesty's personal lock-up. The guards failed to stop her winding up another dozen extermination kits that had been left between a rock and a soft place unwrapped. Still no vermin were asked about by Her Majesty's Public Prosecutioner who had a penchant for occasional gerbophilia, as he had announced that preparations for a flypast were not nearly ready and consequently the jacuzzi would have to be scrubbed.

On another planet the first envoys from Gallifrey took a leap into liquid granite kitchen worktops (a novelty in planetory furniture design), priced at a quite an outrageous but still acceptable £3 per cubic yard. Fitted by expert rocket scientists recently fired ceramic gnomes took over the job space-Emilio's evil twin vacated after a disturbing portrayal of his lack of stylistic grace with the added insult of unfashionable footwear worn on his wedding anniversary. Up until the very moment before his departure for Gallifrey, the other twin was watching reruns of The Terminator - Erotic Confessions of a lonely Cyborg Part III and 1/2. Although the former Minister of Brownsploitation fracking enterprise Amalgamated and Incorporated factory had no fingernails, he scratched the
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter Seven followed by the numeral following Seven

After some trouble with vermin exterminators, Emilio's aunt made wind up exterminators out of grey papier-mâché and scrap metal which she had salvaged from Her Majesty's personal lock-up. The guards failed to stop her winding up another dozen extermination kits that had been left between a rock and a soft place unwrapped. Still no vermin were asked about by Her Majesty's Public Prosecutioner who had a penchant for occasional gerbophilia, as he had announced that preparations for a flypast were not nearly ready and consequently the jacuzzi would have to be scrubbed.

On another planet the first envoys from Gallifrey took a leap into liquid granite kitchen worktops (a novelty in planetory furniture design), priced at a quite an outrageous but still acceptable £3 per cubic yard. Fitted by expert rocket scientists recently fired ceramic gnomes took over the job space-Emilio's evil twin vacated after a disturbing portrayal of his lack of stylistic grace with the added insult of unfashionable footwear worn on his wedding anniversary. Up until the very moment before his departure for Gallifrey, the other twin was watching reruns of The Terminator - Erotic Confessions of a lonely Cyborg Part III and 1/2. Although the former Minister of Brownsploitation fracking enterprise Amalgamated and Incorporated factory had no fingernails, he scratched the scratch card
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter Seven followed by the numeral following Seven

After some trouble with vermin exterminators, Emilio's aunt made wind up exterminators out of grey papier-mâché and scrap metal which she had salvaged from Her Majesty's personal lock-up. The guards failed to stop her winding up another dozen extermination kits that had been left between a rock and a soft place unwrapped. Still no vermin were asked about by Her Majesty's Public Prosecutioner who had a penchant for occasional gerbophilia, as he had announced that preparations for a flypast were not nearly ready and consequently the jacuzzi would have to be scrubbed.

On another planet the first envoys from Gallifrey took a leap into liquid granite kitchen worktops (a novelty in planetory furniture design), priced at a quite an outrageous but still acceptable £3 per cubic yard. Fitted by expert rocket scientists recently fired ceramic gnomes took over the job space-Emilio's evil twin vacated after a disturbing portrayal of his lack of stylistic grace with the added insult of unfashionable footwear worn on his wedding anniversary. Up until the very moment before his departure for Gallifrey, the other twin was watching reruns of The Terminator - Erotic Confessions of a lonely Cyborg Part III and 1/2. Although the former Minister of Brownsploitation fracking enterprise Amalgamated and Incorporated factory had no fingernails, he scratched the scratch card he had
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter Seven followed by the numeral following Seven

After some trouble with vermin exterminators, Emilio's aunt made wind up exterminators out of grey papier-mâché and scrap metal which she had salvaged from Her Majesty's personal lock-up. The guards failed to stop her winding up another dozen extermination kits that had been left between a rock and a soft place unwrapped. Still no vermin were asked about by Her Majesty's Public Prosecutioner who had a penchant for occasional gerbophilia, as he had announced that preparations for a flypast were not nearly ready and consequently the jacuzzi would have to be scrubbed.

On another planet the first envoys from Gallifrey took a leap into liquid granite kitchen worktops (a novelty in planetory furniture design), priced at a quite an outrageous but still acceptable £3 per cubic yard. Fitted by expert rocket scientists recently fired ceramic gnomes took over the job space-Emilio's evil twin vacated after a disturbing portrayal of his lack of stylistic grace with the added insult of unfashionable footwear worn on his wedding anniversary. Up until the very moment before his departure for Gallifrey, the other twin was watching reruns of The Terminator - Erotic Confessions of a lonely Cyborg Part III and 1/2. Although the former Minister of Brownsploitation fracking enterprise Amalgamated and Incorporated factory had no fingernails, he scratched the scratch card he had been sent
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter Seven followed by the numeral following Seven

After some trouble with vermin exterminators, Emilio's aunt made wind up exterminators out of grey papier-mâché and scrap metal which she had salvaged from Her Majesty's personal lock-up. The guards failed to stop her winding up another dozen extermination kits that had been left between a rock and a soft place unwrapped. Still no vermin were asked about by Her Majesty's Public Prosecutioner who had a penchant for occasional gerbophilia, as he had announced that preparations for a flypast were not nearly ready and consequently the jacuzzi would have to be scrubbed.

On another planet the first envoys from Gallifrey took a leap into liquid granite kitchen worktops (a novelty in planetory furniture design), priced at a quite an outrageous but still acceptable £3 per cubic yard. Fitted by expert rocket scientists recently fired ceramic gnomes took over the job space-Emilio's evil twin vacated after a disturbing portrayal of his lack of stylistic grace with the added insult of unfashionable footwear worn on his wedding anniversary. Up until the very moment before his departure for Gallifrey, the other twin was watching reruns of The Terminator - Erotic Confessions of a lonely Cyborg Part III and 1/2. Although the former Minister of Brownsploitation fracking enterprise Amalgamated and Incorporated factory had no fingernails, he scratched the scratch card he had been sent by snail
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Bluenose

Chapter Seven followed by the numeral following Seven

After some trouble with vermin exterminators, Emilio's aunt made wind up exterminators out of grey papier-mâché and scrap metal which she had salvaged from Her Majesty's personal lock-up. The guards failed to stop her winding up another dozen extermination kits that had been left between a rock and a soft place unwrapped. Still no vermin were asked about by Her Majesty's Public Prosecutioner who had a penchant for occasional gerbophilia, as he had announced that preparations for a flypast were not nearly ready and consequently the jacuzzi would have to be scrubbed.

On another planet the first envoys from Gallifrey took a leap into liquid granite kitchen worktops (a novelty in planetory furniture design), priced at a quite an outrageous but still acceptable £3 per cubic yard. Fitted by expert rocket scientists recently fired ceramic gnomes took over the job space-Emilio's evil twin vacated after a disturbing portrayal of his lack of stylistic grace with the added insult of unfashionable footwear worn on his wedding anniversary. Up until the very moment before his departure for Gallifrey, the other twin was watching reruns of The Terminator - Erotic Confessions of a lonely Cyborg Part III and 1/2. Although the former Minister of Brownsploitation fracking enterprise Amalgamated and Incorporated factory had no fingernails, he scratched the scratch card he had been sent by snail and slug
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Swatopluk

Chapter Seven followed by the numeral following Seven

After some trouble with vermin exterminators, Emilio's aunt made wind up exterminators out of grey papier-mâché and scrap metal which she had salvaged from Her Majesty's personal lock-up. The guards failed to stop her winding up another dozen extermination kits that had been left between a rock and a soft place unwrapped. Still no vermin were asked about by Her Majesty's Public Prosecutioner who had a penchant for occasional gerbophilia, as he had announced that preparations for a flypast were not nearly ready and consequently the jacuzzi would have to be scrubbed.

On another planet the first envoys from Gallifrey took a leap into liquid granite kitchen worktops (a novelty in planetory furniture design), priced at a quite an outrageous but still acceptable £3 per cubic yard. Fitted by expert rocket scientists recently fired ceramic gnomes took over the job space-Emilio's evil twin vacated after a disturbing portrayal of his lack of stylistic grace with the added insult of unfashionable footwear worn on his wedding anniversary. Up until the very moment before his departure for Gallifrey, the other twin was watching reruns of The Terminator - Erotic Confessions of a lonely Cyborg Part III and 1/2. Although the former Minister of Brownsploitation fracking enterprise Amalgamated and Incorporated factory had no fingernails, he scratched the scratch card he had been sent by snail and slug mail since
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter Seven followed by the numeral following Seven

After some trouble with vermin exterminators, Emilio's aunt made wind up exterminators out of grey papier-mâché and scrap metal which she had salvaged from Her Majesty's personal lock-up. The guards failed to stop her winding up another dozen extermination kits that had been left between a rock and a soft place unwrapped. Still no vermin were asked about by Her Majesty's Public Prosecutioner who had a penchant for occasional gerbophilia, as he had announced that preparations for a flypast were not nearly ready and consequently the jacuzzi would have to be scrubbed.

On another planet the first envoys from Gallifrey took a leap into liquid granite kitchen worktops (a novelty in planetory furniture design), priced at a quite an outrageous but still acceptable £3 per cubic yard. Fitted by expert rocket scientists recently fired ceramic gnomes took over the job space-Emilio's evil twin vacated after a disturbing portrayal of his lack of stylistic grace with the added insult of unfashionable footwear worn on his wedding anniversary. Up until the very moment before his departure for Gallifrey, the other twin was watching reruns of The Terminator - Erotic Confessions of a lonely Cyborg Part III and 1/2. Although the former Minister of Brownsploitation fracking enterprise Amalgamated and Incorporated factory had no fingernails, he scratched the scratch card he had been sent by snail and slug mail since daybreak. Winning
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Aphos

Chapter Seven followed by the numeral following Seven

After some trouble with vermin exterminators, Emilio's aunt made wind up exterminators out of grey papier-mâché and scrap metal which she had salvaged from Her Majesty's personal lock-up. The guards failed to stop her winding up another dozen extermination kits that had been left between a rock and a soft place unwrapped. Still no vermin were asked about by Her Majesty's Public Prosecutioner who had a penchant for occasional gerbophilia, as he had announced that preparations for a flypast were not nearly ready and consequently the jacuzzi would have to be scrubbed.

On another planet the first envoys from Gallifrey took a leap into liquid granite kitchen worktops (a novelty in planetory furniture design), priced at a quite an outrageous but still acceptable £3 per cubic yard. Fitted by expert rocket scientists recently fired ceramic gnomes took over the job space-Emilio's evil twin vacated after a disturbing portrayal of his lack of stylistic grace with the added insult of unfashionable footwear worn on his wedding anniversary. Up until the very moment before his departure for Gallifrey, the other twin was watching reruns of The Terminator - Erotic Confessions of a lonely Cyborg Part III and 1/2. Although the former Minister of Brownsploitation fracking enterprise Amalgamated and Incorporated factory had no fingernails, he scratched the scratch card he had been sent by snail and slug mail since daybreak. Winning the Tour
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--