Where's my cow?

[The Meromorph]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It voted for George W. Bush.
It is a Silly Cow.
It is not my cow.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

That was kind of you, I wouldn't have used 'silly'...
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Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "It is nevertheless difficult to see how the title of 'Church' could possibly be attributed to [Protestant communities], given that they do not accept the theological notion of the Church in the Catholic sense and that they lack elements considered essential to the Catholic Church."
It is the Pope.
It is not my cow.

[beagle]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are not what they ought to be, so are the rest of the nation."
It is Jane Austen.
It is not my cow.

[Swatopluk]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "I wonder what happened to him"
It is Noel Cow-Ard
It is not my cow.

[Pachyderm]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition"
It is a US Navy Chaplain during the attack on Pearl Harbour.
It is not my cow.

[goat starer]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Och Aye Come on the The Blue Brazil and Hoots Mon Laddie!"
It is a COW-denbeath F.C supporter
It is not my cow.

[Swatopluk]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "I don't do the N-word!"
It is Quoth the Raven
It is not my cow.

[beagle]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Polonium? Us?"
It is Moscow.
It is not my cow.

[Swatopluk]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes (in an eldritch voice)"When will we three meet again?"
It is the COW (Coven of Witches).
It is not my cow.

[anthrobabe]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes..."Eat more Chikin"
It is the new Chick-fil-A restaurant in my town(people were camped out in tents- I lie not)
It is not my cow.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes..."I knew Ginny was lying about the tatto"
It is Ronald Weasley
It is not my cow

[Griffin NoName]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Pick up your litter"
It is the CCTV
It is not my cow.

[Swatopluk]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "Extrem günstiges Viagra"
It is spam in the mailbox
It is not my cow.

[goat starer]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "I started off as sheep, then progressed to goat and now enjoy the green pasture like a contented cow. "
It is JJJ
It is not my cow.

[Bluenose]

Where's my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes "I wonder what's over that hill there?"
It is my inner goat
It is not my cow