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Started by The Black Spot, September 29, 2006, 12:56:35 AM

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Opsa

#315
October 26, 2009, 09:12:36 PM
Quote from: pieces o nine on October 25, 2009, 07:54:48 PM
Here be a nyce colleckshun t'choose from:



Oi fink "B" be the most schnauser-loik.

Black Bart

#316
October 30, 2009, 08:13:36 PM
Arrrgh...they jus looks loik thee clientelle o the Benbow ta me...I moight go fer E an learn meself some Kung Foo!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

DaveL

#317
October 31, 2009, 12:11:30 AM
A rather hirsute lookin' bunch they be.  Can ye get one for fellows with copius amounts of 'back hair?'
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Griffin NoName

#318
October 31, 2009, 03:24:10 AM

Aaaarrrr! Ye be behind the times. Good seafarin' men get their back hair waxed these days.
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Bluenose

#319
October 31, 2009, 07:43:09 AM
Yarr, well, Oi were in Madam Fifi's t'other night when she offered me a Brazillian.  Ye kin himagine me surprize wen instead o' Madam Fifi's latest South Hamerican Himport the wenches poured hot wax all over me neverminds.  A fing loike thatculd scar a poirate fer life Oi tells ye.
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

pieces o nine

#320
October 31, 2009, 07:45:18 AM
Oi simpafyzes wif yer payne, Blue. Oi duzzint *feel* hit -- an oi nivvir will, Cronan-willin' -- but oi simpafyzes wif it.

"Av ye looked hinto wun of them noo-fangled 'merkins' huntil yer back t'yer olde self?
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Black Bart

#321
November 01, 2009, 03:01:50 PM
Arrr luckee it were his 'neverminds' instead o summat serious!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Aggie

#322
November 01, 2009, 05:24:04 PM Last Edit: November 01, 2009, 05:35:40 PM by Agujjim
Quote from: pieces o nine on October 31, 2009, 07:45:18 AM
"Av ye looked hinto wun of them noo-fangled 'merkins' huntil yer back t'yer olde self?

They be much too 'hexpensiv to bring back from the Colonies since the Revolution.

P'raps a beaver pelt from Lower Canada? Those New French be even more 'sperienced at handlin' beaver than the reg'lar French. 
WWDDD?

Black Bart

#323
November 05, 2009, 11:35:29 AM
Arrr...I loiks a nice Beaver.
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Darlica

#324
November 05, 2009, 11:42:00 AM
Ye sho'ld watch oot for t' sharp teeth though...

:o ;D
"Kafka was a social realist" -Lindorm out of context

"You think education is expensive, try ignorance" -Anonymous

pieces o nine

#325
November 06, 2009, 06:48:32 AM
Oi hurjis ye t'reconsidder, Bart.

Them dam beevers be a noosants.
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Pachyderm

#326
November 06, 2009, 12:10:19 PM
Do ye really want an hanimule whut is famous fer chewin' wood on a sailing galleon?

Ye moight end up swimmin' wif the Dreadful Spindly Killer fish....
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Opsa

#327
November 06, 2009, 04:04:59 PM
Oi fink it all depends on what sort of beaver and what sort of wood we're talking about, here.  ;) ;)

Darlica

#328
November 06, 2009, 07:18:22 PM
 :ROFL:

Ay Laydee Ops's rrrigt.
Sharp teeth an, a wooden leg's a bad combinatihun... Sharp teeth an soft tissue's even worse...


:o :mrgreen:


"Kafka was a social realist" -Lindorm out of context

"You think education is expensive, try ignorance" -Anonymous

pieces o nine

#329
October 01, 2012, 07:25:56 PM
YARRRGH!

Be this pubbe oar a desert? 

Set hup a round ov pumpkin grogs fer everwun'!

:tequila:
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677
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