The Admiral Benbow

[Opsa]

Hey- I gots sponge cake in me bustle and a whole poirate in me blouse!

Sumptin's not rite with that pichur - wot pirate 'round 'ere still got all 'is bits attached? 

Oim sorry, I shoulda checked before I made any wild claims!

[Bluenose]

<wakes up from all the talking>

<snuggles head further into cleavage hat>

Hmmmfffff......

<dozes off again>

[Black Bart]

Arrrr, that be thee one good thing about a Jane Austin novel, there be plenty o cleavage...shame about thee pianoforte.

[Griffin NoName]

Not as much cleavage as Jordan (on the Graham Norton show just now).

[Black Bart]

Jordan...in a Jane Austen novel?  it just wouldn't work...or would it?

[Griffin NoName]

[Opsa]

That's it- I'm pulling EVERYONE into the jello!

[Aggie]

'ay, it's not bad - ye can rilly taste the hoof....

_{wate, there don't usully be CHUNKS o' hoof innit}

OY PATCHY - KEEP YER TOWNALE CLIPPINS TO YESELF YE BLAGGART!

[Pachyderm]

Thems not me townale clippins. Oi is sufferin' from catastrophic dandruff.

Me townale clippins is fixed ter the soide of me boat, as armour platin'.

[Opsa]

Very resourceful, Oi must say.

But stay away from the Brain Bleach and give yer pore scalp a rest. Ya could serve stewe on these flakes, luv!

[Pachyderm]

Oi 'ave. Me crew et th' flakes, and binned th' stewe over the gunnel.

And Oi finds th' flakes is grate fer tradin' wif iggnerent savages. Oi tells 'em it's a Flanian Pobble bead, or a Triganic Pugh or some such, an' legs it wiv the goodies afore they realises they bin done over loike a kipper. Course, does limmit me ports 'o call round them parts..

[Opsa]

O carp, I knowed I reconoised 'em! I traded a busted cudgel for a necklace made out of em on Pago-Pago. I fot they was pooker shells.

[Pachyderm]

Oi'll sign it if'n yer wants, should up the value a bit Akshully, by sign, oi means scratch a "X". Ye may as well do it yerself.....

[Darlica]

Oy, dirty lot!

T's time t' 'ose ye all down an tidy 'is place up in time for the celebration of Chatty Day

We need to 'ang pretty blu stuff from the chandeliers an the portraits on the walls should have stick on schnauzer moustaches!   

[pieces o nine]

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