The Admiral Benbow

[piscatorial pugalist]

*Takes Gert aside to Hexplain that wen yooose comes from the Land of Scotia, that De wearing hove the Sporran is a compulsory fixture, did you not notice Big Ear's sporran made from a small rodent....so fashionable in the late 1750's. Finds himself fixated with Gerts W o' MD's and tries stop the dribble running down 'is chin*

[Pachyderm]

Me sporran is not fer discussion. Hanyway, it is a copy-barra. Only looks small 'cos me monastikal Robey whatsit is the size o' a ship's sail. In fact, has been used as a ship's sail, until me crew rebelled an' teld me ter put it back on, or they was desertin' at the next port.

But Oi foxed 'em, an' nevvir went back ter port. Went back an redd me diary, that was the year o' the great maroonin', an' all....

[nefyuBB]

ummmmm

GERT!

i coman ye ta fetch me a woot beah anna jelly sammich
um if dare be noe stwaberry  oil ave razzberry
fank ye yer welkum

[anthrobabe]

Oh NO!!!

I goes on tha vacathin and look who ye lot lets in.

  oh but it be gud to sees ya lad in anycase! glad ye made it.


an the kitchen be thata way - round tha back o tha bar.

[nefyuBB]

Oooooooooo
i soo fursty antee Gert
i coman ya ta fetch me a flagin ove mango blud !
fank ye ye welkum plez .

[Darlica]

"Oy! Ya' wee little bugger Oi think your uncle forgot t' teach you any manners... Oi also think he forgot t' tell ya' that t' only ones t' give commands in Capten Benbow's be us wenches... Ya' want a soda, you say please or you get nothin' but a good spankin.

Now say please and t' soda be yours... An' you can tell Capt Cuzzen it's goin' on his tab.

[Pachyderm]

*raises hand timidly*

"Hello Oh Beautious Wenches of the Admiral Benbow. Kin Oi ave a soda?
Oi be reddy fer me spankin' naow."

[Darlica]

Ye'get yer soda, but that kin o' spankin Oi leave to madam Fifi...

[nefyuBB]

*raises hand timidly*

"Hello Oh Beautious Wenches of the Admiral Benbow. Kin Oi ave a soda?
Oi be reddy fer me spankin' naow."

kin oi hava spanky too ?

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

P'raps we should have a little talk about 'all that' Nefyoo.

[nefyuBB]

HOKAY !

i comane yas ta pway karrrrrds wiff Me an Burdy !
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
furst we wull pway

GO FISS HEADS !

[Opsa]

Announcin:
As per suggestshun by Darlica
(cos I aint takin th blame fer it)

The Offishul Admiral Benbow
Wenches Jello Ressling Turnamint

[Darlica]

 

So Oi git all t' credit if t' be a success? 

Oi'll go open the doors.

[Opsa]

If you need me, I'll be in the kitchen, making Jell-o. What flavor do you think will clash most with DaveL's dress? 

[Aggie]

Jus' doent make lime, it moight cure 'is scurvy!

Oi'd stick to Original Flaver (hoovs, horns & hide), if Oi had me druthers.