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Started by The Black Spot, September 29, 2006, 12:56:35 AM

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Opsa

#375
December 12, 2012, 03:41:32 PM
Oive found that if ennyone gets too fresh fer your loikin they usually responds favorably to a swift knee in the groin. But actually, m'wenchly friends, the buttered rum makes them a bit too lazy to try anyfing much!  ;)

Pachyderm

#376
December 12, 2012, 11:11:45 PM
S'nice and warm, an' if yez falls asleep an' drowns, well, it's a nice way ter go...
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Opsa

#377
December 13, 2012, 03:31:35 PM
We won't let anyone drown. There are so many of us in here that there's hardly room for drowning. Plus we keep drinking the bath.

Bluenose

#378
December 13, 2012, 08:41:54 PM
Yer, but, kin sumwun pass annuva hogshead of rum and hundredweight of butter?  Th' vat's gettin a bit lowe...
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Opsa

#379
December 13, 2012, 10:06:04 PM
Oi wud get up and get it meself, but betwinxt the rum and the butter, I'm afraid I moight fall down on my generuss botttom.

Pachyderm

#380
December 13, 2012, 11:02:34 PM
Behold, the power of the trunk! Rum an' butter comin' roight up, Cap'n Blue....
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Bluenose

#381
December 14, 2012, 12:19:01 AM
 :yar:  Ye be gentellmin an a skollar, Pachy me ole shipmate, an no mistake.

Bring tha' generuss botttoum over here Ops, ye wenchalishus lass, there seems ter be spot wivout enny butter, Oi'l rub sum in fer ye... :mrgreen:
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Opsa

#382
December 14, 2012, 02:54:38 PM
Arrrggh, ye be an offisser an' a gennelman an' a ...lubricator, and Oi say that only with the highest form of respect.

pieces o nine

#383
December 14, 2012, 08:01:42 PM
Oi feares that sum orribull newe form ov "Jello Ressling" be on thee 'orizon...

:piratetoadfish:
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Opsa

#384
December 19, 2012, 09:31:48 PM
Ow about Krissmuss pudding ressling?

Bluenose

#385
December 20, 2012, 07:01:27 AM
Jess so long as no wun pores enny burnin' brandy over th' lot...
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Opsa

#386
December 20, 2012, 05:37:02 PM
No need- we're quite hot enough as it is.

:DArgh argh argh argh argh! :D

pieces o nine

#387
December 20, 2012, 08:06:06 PM
Yarrrgh, hit be thee ende ov thee worlde as we nose hit!

Let's 'ave a round ov cone-yaks, Capn's Deloights wiv Brasso Chasers, an yer assorted grogges, all round!
:yar:
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Bluenose

#388
December 20, 2012, 08:53:42 PM
Last orders!
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Opsa

#389
December 20, 2012, 09:40:26 PM
More everything!!!
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