The Admiral Benbow

[Pachyderm]

There's a tab?

Curses an' naughty words, Oi thought it was free fer pyrates...

Ah, well, next round on me then. Just don't tell no-one, else Oi'll have ter hand in me "Yer a Scotsman" card.

[Opsa]

Yer secret's safe with me, Pachy old chum. So, what are we drinkin'?

[Pachyderm]

Might Oi suggest a rum or several?

[Opsa]

A rum or several all around, then for me bestest mates, the poirates of Toadfish Monastery!

_{And any other poirates in the vicinity, as they moight be armed and whatnot.}

[pieces o nine]

Oi be shoutin a round fer all the pirates an siblings, sot oi be greatfulle fer this weekende ov greatfullnesse.

Oi be puttin this round on Bart's tabbe as oi be greatefull 'e be AWOL an don't pay much attenshun t'detayles loike these, so drink hearty!

[Opsa]

An hexallent suggestion, as I'll be too inebriated to locate me wallet anyhow, most likely.

Oive never troid hot buttered rum. Maybe todays's the day?

[Aggie]

Oi tried it once but spilt the bedevilled thing... how's ye sposed to hold the bottle wen it's all hot an' greasy?

[Opsa]

Maybe we're spoze ta camp it in some bread?

[Pachyderm]

Oi haz a nidea. Let's just make it in th' barrel, and then we can dip the tankards in it...

[Opsa]

Superb thought, Elephant moi dear. Let's roll out th' barrrooooooll!

[Bluenose]

Tankards?  Wotz rong wiv drinkin strate from th' barrel?  Barrels all roun' Oi sez!

[Pachyderm]

Alright, Oi've just welded a handle ter the bands on me barrel. Oi has made a barrard. Or a tankel.

We had better make it in a vat....

[Opsa]

Handles?!? Why don't we just get a big vat, put a motor in, and all jump in starkers-loik for a soak? The alkohol moight kill all the scurvy, too.

[Bluenose]

Yarrggghhhh!  It not be the scurvey wot Oi be afeared of, it be the mange...

[Pachyderm]

Vat, check.
Motor, check.
Nekkid, check.

Come on in, the butter's lovely...