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The Admiral Benbow

Started by The Black Spot, September 29, 2006, 12:56:35 AM

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Darlica

#255
October 02, 2009, 06:43:19 PM
Captains XO is like water t' 'im, won't do a t'ing to t' ol' sea dog...

'Ow about som' ice water? ;D

Oi leave to Laydee Grifinn to decide if Oi sho'l pour it inn 'is pants or mou't!

;D
"Kafka was a social realist" -Lindorm out of context

"You think education is expensive, try ignorance" -Anonymous

Griffin NoName

#256
October 02, 2009, 09:24:23 PM

Jello Only!!  Rulez is rulez.
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Opsa

#257
October 02, 2009, 09:48:52 PM
Awroight, but does we put the Jello down his trousers or his gullet?

Bluenose

#258
October 02, 2009, 11:30:09 PM
<comes to>

<shakes head>

<looks up into Opsa's ample bosom, ahem, eyes>

<smirks>

Kin we dooit agin?
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Griffin NoName

#259
October 03, 2009, 12:55:39 AM

Ye can put the jello just anywheres ye like !
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Darlica

#260
October 03, 2009, 10:24:18 AM
Laydee Opsa, ar' we tag teamin' t'is one or ya' want 'im to yer self?
"Kafka was a social realist" -Lindorm out of context

"You think education is expensive, try ignorance" -Anonymous

Opsa

#261
October 03, 2009, 07:35:12 PM
Th' more the merrier! Let's show him the Devillish Double Cleavage Clamp done as a foursome! Your girls, Blue's 'ead, my girls- it'll look loik a bowlin' alley!

Darlica

#262
October 03, 2009, 08:02:59 PM
righty'o ;D
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Bluenose

#263
October 04, 2009, 05:05:48 AM Last Edit: October 04, 2009, 05:21:43 AM by Bluenose
<notices look of alarm on Pachy's face>

It's allright  matey!  Oi'll be foine!

Yarr! Lemme attem! 

<buries face into approaching loverly softnesses>

<shakes head around>

Blurble, blub, glub, blu, blblbllll, b,b......

<passes out>
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Pachyderm

#264
October 05, 2009, 10:52:36 AM
That's not alarm, it's an attack of Advanced Jealousy!
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Opsa

#265
October 05, 2009, 08:02:55 PM
Yer next, Elephant Man!

:sportswoman: YOU  :sportswoman:

pieces o nine

#266
October 06, 2009, 07:23:27 AM
* distrackted by thee closed-captions on thee new 'jumbo-middling-sized-trons' *


Pachyderm: Oi were in thee nick o' toime. Ye were in great pairel.      Bluenose: Oi don't fink oi was.      Pachyderm: Yarrrgh, ye was. Ye was in turbull pairel.      Bluenose: Arrrgh, let me go back in'ere an face thee paireil.      Pachyderm: No, hit be too paireluss.      Bluenose: Yarrrgh, hit's me dooty as a pyrate t'sample as much pairel as oi can.


* attenshun returns t' resslin turny, awed by thee perfekshun ov Opsa's patented Suffocatin Cleavage Hold TM *

* passes a bucket ov jello t'thee tag-teame on Bluenose *
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Bluenose

#267
October 06, 2009, 09:36:55 AM
Aye, Pachy lookit that!  Our werdes be comming owt all by theirselfs!

<returns to task at hand>

<Reaches out wiv hands to task at hand, gives good squeeze>


...





BLAM!

<wakes up on the floor covered in Jello>

Errrmmm?  Wot woz that?  Oi finks Oi musta bin runned over by a kuppel of hippopostumousessess or summit.

Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Black Bart

#268
October 06, 2009, 02:11:32 PM
Anyone seen that blaggard Darcy?...thar be a price on his head.
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Griffin NoName

#269
October 06, 2009, 02:28:21 PM

Ye bin reedin' too much Austen !
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