Haiku for You

[Swatopluk]

tickets cost money

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A wee bit of snow
Traffic breaks down totally

[Opsa]

Weakest link drivers.


           


Used to love to skate
Now gliding seems treacherous

[Swatopluk]

You need iron brakes

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Have you no shame, guy(s)
To show up with your vices?

[Sibling DavidH]

vital for welding.

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If you spare the rod
you are going to spoil the weld.

[Swatopluk]

Pass me the MOX please

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In my reactor
Conservatives turn the wheels

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

from the inside-out

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'tis a new year, now
waiting's always half the fun

[pieces o nine]

is it twenty-twelve?



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Must check the tabloids
for   P R E D I C T I O N S    good and bad

[Swatopluk]

bad nearer to truth

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How I lust for you
Said the frog to the princess

[Sibling DavidH]

"Sod off, frog!" she cried.

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One day a duchess
Turned into a purple toad.

[Swatopluk]

Husband: See no change!

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On the placid lake
Lots of corpses are floating

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

it's those fish-men, yes?

** 2011 -- 1102 **

we silly humans
mark off the year like it's gold

[Swatopluk]

While it is just brass

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What did you just do
While no one else was watching?

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

broke wind like a horse

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warm cat purrs on lap
it's comfort on a cold day

[Sibling DavidH]

roasted, with onions.

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I adore babies,
but couldn't eat a whole one.‎

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Good indigestion.
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A diverse diet
likes a modest proposal