Haiku for You

[pieces o nine]

tastes better cooked, though.


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There are too many
options at the Pizza Hut

[Swatopluk]

I can't afford that

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Food must be quite cheap
For extended families

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

besides, frees better

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

slow Monday coffee
enjoying the mild weather

[Swatopluk]

While it lasts at least

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Will you shovel snow
When it blocks your garage door?

[Sibling DavidH]

Nope.  I have a wife.



My marraige licence
Cost me a lot of money.

[Opsa]

Don't get it revoked.

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My "other half" is
sometimes better, sometimes worse

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Wait for mister Hyde

The moon red and high
in a clear windy night

[Opsa]

Your baboon had gas?

          

Why hasn't there been
a car named after an ape?

[Swatopluk]

Train was named instead*

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What idiot came up
With Phaëton as car name?

*The Schimpansen of course 

[Opsa]

It was Claude Phaëton.


!@#$%^&*()_+


Presenting the new
Twenty Eleven Toadfish

[Sibling DavidH]

Ten squidling-power.

ĦŦǶĦŦǶĦŦǶĦŦǶĦŦǶ

What do squidlings eat?
Let's get them some for christmas.

[pieces o nine]

Wait -- have they been good?


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Frosty the Snowman
Wanted to visit the South

[Swatopluk]

And bought a Dewar.

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Shaggy the Shoggoth
Is a protoplasmic ball

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

who once was human

@*@  @*@  @*@  @*@  @*@  @*@  @*@  @*@  @*@  @*@  @*@  @*@  @*@  @*@  @*@  @*@  

cold coffee, this morn
too lazy to microwave

[Opsa]

Why disturb caffeine?



Each squidling will get
ten shrimplings in its stocking