Haiku for You

[Swatopluk]

The Koran says no

(it actually does, no joke)

More tea in my booze
Means far less dehydration

[Sibling DavidH]

Don't water the wine!



The name 'Wikileaks' -
ironic, when condoms break!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Not lost on the CIA*

*pronounced see-ah

the truth will make you
free from your corporeal life

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

incorporate now!

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cat's buzzing on lap
soothing purrs lighten my day

[Swatopluk]

But how to get up?


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Tea in front of me
The breadroll in my stomach

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

don't mind crumbs in bed

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takin' it easy
today's a do-nothing day

[Swatopluk]

For you, not for me

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8am: dentist
That will be a root canal

[Sibling DavidH]

He'll go barging in.



Dentists are sadists;
Foul devils in human guise

[Swatopluk]

They were, but no more

They got replaced by
Evil laryngologists

[Opsa]

with unsharpened tools.


                           


In the audience
the lady behind me coughed

[Swatopluk]

I choked her for that

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It is annoying
Cell phones ring in theatre/cinema/opera

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

feigning innocence

they're looking around
as if it wasn't their phone

[Sibling DavidH]

No, that phone was mine.



Mobile telephones
Are thus the new flatulence.

[Opsa]

If only they stank.


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Let's spread the rumor
that cell phones make you sterile

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

some folk claim they do

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rudeness is life's sand
getting in the social gears