Haiku for You

[Swatopluk]

And me undies too!

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Food is quite fatty
It will clogg my arteries

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

why it tastes yummy

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weekend, finally
long week is over, rest now

[Swatopluk]

No time for lazy!

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Time to start the show
We have many sensations

[Sibling DavidH]

All quite unpleasant.

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Oh, say, can you see...
But they never do, do they?

[Swatopluk]

And the tune is crap

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Sing a bawdy song
With conservatives present

[pieces o nine]

Do they hate 'freedom'?



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Alchemists' symbols
Make great corporate logos-

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Satanism at work

Is time to respect
Our corporate overlords

[Swatopluk]

Let's sacrifice them!

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The gods are angry
Human sacrifice lacking

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Cthulu is sad

Opening my chest
On top of the pyramid

[Sibling DavidH]

The priest waves his knife.

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Then out comes the heart;
"Wearing one's heart on one's chest"

[Opsa]

Uncomfortable!


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What about the heart
that is the center of you?

[Swatopluk]

Made of pure granite

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A heart of gray stone
With valves made from diamonds

[Sibling DavidH]

Not the ideal valve.

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My heart's not central;
Left of centre and higher.

[Swatopluk]

So take better aim

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Aside: valves made from rubies are common

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A stake through the heart
Surely kills most vampires

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

All but the heartless

Lets make a blood drink
No need to be fermented