Haiku for You

[Opsa]

The cat plans revenge!

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>%<

Revenge is a dish
Best served cold, and with some fish

[pieces o nine]

a few weevils, too.


>゜)))彡      >゜))))彡      <゜)))彡      >゜))彡


Not even god knows
what goes into fish head stoo

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

angels fear to look

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when birds flock ore'head
best beware looking upwards

[Swatopluk]

guano's coming

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guanacos run
over the highway full speed

[Opsa]

Guanacomole!

  

I like to dip my
tostadas in fresh salsa

[Roland Deschain]

While eating chillies.

^{Cow goes MOO!} _{Cow goes MOO!} ^{Cow goes MOO!} _{Cow goes MOO!} ^{Cow goes MOO!}

Eating my chillies,
They are all homegrown foodstuffs.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

no preservatives

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canning your own food
what could be more natural?

[pieces o nine]

maybe, eat them raw?


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='.'=
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They say that in heck
no one can hear you nibble

[Opsa]

Chew with your mouth closed.

_{(That bunny you made is darling! So are the fish.)}


They say in Heaven
Everyone can hear you smile

[Swatopluk]

Don't grin so loud then!

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Water in the tub
So nice and warm and cosy

[Roland Deschain]

With my rubber duck.

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My rubber duckie,
It makes me feel so lucky.

[pieces o nine]

Bert and Ernie fan.

o o o o o o o o o

Flotation device:
there's one for each passenger.

[Swatopluk]

That can pay in cash

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On the Titanic
I rearranged the deck chairs

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

while violins play

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iceberg's large below
but very small on the top

[Swatopluk]

density near 1

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My corpse is drifting
in the Canale Grande