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The WORST possible fortune-cookie fortune...

Started by Solipsy, June 21, 2007, 03:18:35 PM

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Scriblerus the Philosophe

#45
September 15, 2007, 08:00:19 PM
I'm rather fond of goat curry, myself.

I have to say that gator-beef jerky is really tasty. Tasted like beef (don't think gators taste like much, so no surprise) and was pleasantly flaky.

Worst fortune cookie ever:
You live in interesting times
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"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

Sibling Chatty

#46
September 16, 2007, 09:59:19 PM
Worst ever?

EVER??

Yesterday, Dan's said "Next week, you will meet the love of your life."

Next week, he'll be in Europe... :dontknow: :dontknow: :( :'(
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Scriblerus the Philosophe

#47
September 16, 2007, 10:12:36 PM
That could be a little nerve-wracking.

So I take it back: It's a bad fortune cookie fortune.
"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

Opsa

#48
September 17, 2007, 04:07:39 PM
Those friggin fortune cookies don't know poo.  :P

anthrobabe

#49
September 18, 2007, 03:37:17 PM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on September 16, 2007, 09:59:19 PM
Worst ever?

EVER??

Yesterday, Dan's said "Next week, you will meet the love of your life."

Next week, he'll be in Europe... :dontknow: :dontknow: :( :'(

Wow-- what a coincedence.

well be sure and remind him that you have friends in high places in Europe and  that the hills have eyes(and zonos,kiyodles,swatos,etc)
then hug him- wish him bon voyage-and you let your hair down and relax. anyway I'm sure that Dan knows where his bread is buttered  ;)
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Griffin NoName

#50
September 18, 2007, 10:19:59 PM
Is Dan coming to see me :mrgreen: ??
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anthrobabe

#51
September 19, 2007, 02:03:34 PM
naughty Griffin.


bad fortune cookie
"your wife/husband, my couch, good for me, not so good for you"

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Sibling Chatty

#52
September 19, 2007, 08:20:33 PM
Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 18, 2007, 10:19:59 PM
Is Dan coming to see me :mrgreen: ??

The way things are going...they might vanish in a puff of smoke before they get that far.

Dan's carry-on bag has gone missing in Barcelona. (Stolen? Misplaced? Couldn't tell, bad phone connection.) And the check I was depending on for him to have some spending money (and for me to be able to make the house payment, after having to have car repair done unexpectedly) has not shown up yet...

First stop on the trip and BAM...problems.

Griffin, PM me a phone number they can call when they get to London, and we'll see if it can be worked out. They are to be there 26-29 October.
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Griffin NoName

#53
September 19, 2007, 08:47:03 PM
I've emailed you Chatty.
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#54
September 20, 2007, 02:28:26 AM
Thanks!!

Replied. (Boys are silly, no matter how old they are...)
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anthrobabe

#55
September 20, 2007, 08:02:24 PM
yes- boys are silly

but they make life so interesting--- just love em and think about trying to live without them
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Sibling Chatty

#56
September 20, 2007, 10:27:45 PM
I'm living without mine for 6 weeks. I'm NOT a happy camper.

(Two auto related mishaps--not wrecks, just problems--are NOT adding to the feelings of 'capable person' that I had about him going. I'm furious that I had to spend a fortune on something that I could have fixed myself, had I not had the problem on the damn freeway in Houston.)

Not only do I miss him, but I am having to fork-feed that Silly Schnauzer because he doesn't eat well when he's upset, and he misses his Daddy. He's a Big Boy, and won't eat from spoons, only forks. :dontknow: :dontknow:

:krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie: :krabbie:
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Darlica

#57
September 21, 2007, 12:00:10 PM
 :(

One :hug: for you, and one :hug: for the Silly Schnauzer!

I know it isn't very nice of me but you and Spencer has made me laugh out loud twice to day and I really needed that laugh...
I wish I could send you both a treat. :)
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anthrobabe

#58
September 21, 2007, 03:31:10 PM
do you and Spencer play airplane?

here's a hug darling  :hug:
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Sibling Chatty

#59
September 22, 2007, 06:15:45 AM
Spencer plays picky eater WAY too much... ::) ::)

Of course, his Auntie Denise fed him flatbread and hummus this afternoon while Mommy took Grandma to the physical therapist, so mere dog food has no appeal. People food is SO much more interesting.

Spencer LOVES my friend Denise. Wherever she sits, he gets next to her, then puts a possessive paw on her and sort of moves in on her from there. He'll be lounging across her lap within 2 minutes of her sitting down. Denise is NOT a dog person. However, she's a Spencer person. He's just Mr. Personality! He also conned her out of half her frozen yogurt.

If he were human, he'd be a total lothario.
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