Piralympics

[Griffin NoName]

Yer moight foind Bluenose overtakin ye in sales of peg legs made o other materyals than wood !

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

He kin 'ave 'em. Wood is best. It's classical.

[Tanguerra]

Yaaar! Merchandising opportunities aplenty fer all. We can foist all manner of rrubbish on te public.

[DaveL]

YArrr...that Bleedin Tiddles! Now he's got his own merchandisin!

[Tanguerra]

Arggh, and an agent an' all.

I had to promise 'em 10% on this lot of rubbquality merchandise produced by sweat shop genuine qualified tailors of Porstmouth.

Guaranteed ter last up to 10 minutes after point of purchase an all. This should net at least 50 dubloons per a hundred pieces mateys, dependin' on me cut from the pickpockets of course. 

[anthrobabe]

I always makes sure that the cheap thin elastic on me eyepatches will last at least until the suckers leave for the day- that way the fools can't find me and demand a refund they don't associat the breakage with me.

I can get them in lots of 12 gross for a goodish price an all so even with a 150% markup they are still reasonable.
I want to be sure and reserve a booth space by the entrance/exit to the novice sword fighting event- that way I can swindol serve both the visitors and the athletes.

[Tanguerra]

Yaaar! What with the percentage deal wot has been hammered out with the Consolidated Pickpockets and Cutpurses Union, we should do very nicely indeed.

[anthrobabe]

OI!!
I gots tha pickpocket guild(aka Consolated Pickpockets) in me pocket-- so no problum wif them. They's does a straight 4% back into tha kitty and it all rounds out.
so just got that Cutpurses Union to force into compliance negotiates wif.

Them clothin items should do verrrrrry well -- black and red bein good piratein colors an all
red so tha blud don shows so bad
and black sos no one can tell(cept) by tha smell ye 'avent done ye warsh in a while.