Piralympics

[Griffin NoName]

Time ter be desyinin a logo fer the 2012 Piralympics.

Submit yer logo ere an be selected owt o thowsands. No tyme ter lose.

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Do we get 400.000£ like fer t'e London Olympics?

[Black Bart]

Who the bleedin ell do you think you are mate...SAATCHI & SAATCHI?

[Griffin NoName]

Struth, them arty tipes allus be snipin at eech other.

Think o the honor, the gloria, the self-marketin oporchunity.

[DaveL]

YArrr,

Where's yer furry native animals? We had lots of em for Sydney. What's the world coming to?

[The Black Spot]

YArrr,

Where's yer furry native animals?

Gah! We shot all the buggers centuries ago. Plenty o' rats left though.

[Aggie]

Where's yer furry native animals? We had lots of em for Sydney. What's the world coming to?

Aye, but aren't all yours deadly?  Our Canadian wildlife are much more cuddly, like the grizzly bear, polar bears, cougars, rattlesnakes, wolverines, porcupines, skunks....

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Who the bleedin ell do you think you are mate...SAATCHI & SAATCHI?

Nay, I'm KIYO & KIYO, wealth liberators and grefik disegners grephik designars ltd.

[DaveL]

Nothing can match the sheer genius of these hideous creatures Syd, Ollie and Millie!

HG and Roy (famous Aussie sports comedians) called them Syd, Ollie and Dickhead.



HG and Roy even had  their own mascot called Fatso the fat arsed wombat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatso_the_Fat-Arsed_Wombat

[Griffin NoName]

Culd yer expxlayne ther sport that them S O Ds are depictin ?

[Aggie]

Nothing can match the sheer genius of these hideous creatures Syd, Ollie and Millie!

Not even polar bears in cowboy outfits?!  (they were just retired last month)



Yay Calgary.  I feel a need to watch Mr. Reaper's Very Bad Morning. 

[Black Bart]

YYYAAARRRR ye be all on the roight track me hearties but Ken Liversausage's ever hindustrious department have come up with this fellar as a mascot for the Pyralimpics.  Note how he is standin next to the real thing so ye can see how realistic he be...I give you...

Billy the Bilge Rat:

[DaveL]

Culd yer expxlayne ther sport that them S O Ds are depictin ?

YArrrr...

Oi thinks it was Synchronised Disco Dancin!

[anthrobabe]

what ever it is it must have a
large Eyepatch!!!

I get dibs on the eyepatch vending for these games!

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Alright, As long as Oi get dibs of wooden legs!

WOODEN LEGS, only 30 cronan apiece (and that's cuttin' me own throat)![/glow][/shadow]

[Griffin NoName]

Yer moight foind Bluenose overtakin ye in sales of peg legs made o other materyals than wood !

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

He kin 'ave 'em. Wood is best. It's classical.

[Tanguerra]

Yaaar! Merchandising opportunities aplenty fer all. We can foist all manner of rrubbish on te public.

[DaveL]

YArrr...that Bleedin Tiddles! Now he's got his own merchandisin!

[Tanguerra]

Arggh, and an agent an' all.

I had to promise 'em 10% on this lot of rubbquality merchandise produced by sweat shop genuine qualified tailors of Porstmouth.

Guaranteed ter last up to 10 minutes after point of purchase an all. This should net at least 50 dubloons per a hundred pieces mateys, dependin' on me cut from the pickpockets of course. 

[anthrobabe]

I always makes sure that the cheap thin elastic on me eyepatches will last at least until the suckers leave for the day- that way the fools can't find me and demand a refund they don't associat the breakage with me.

I can get them in lots of 12 gross for a goodish price an all so even with a 150% markup they are still reasonable.
I want to be sure and reserve a booth space by the entrance/exit to the novice sword fighting event- that way I can swindol serve both the visitors and the athletes.

[Tanguerra]

Yaaar! What with the percentage deal wot has been hammered out with the Consolidated Pickpockets and Cutpurses Union, we should do very nicely indeed.

[anthrobabe]

OI!!
I gots tha pickpocket guild(aka Consolated Pickpockets) in me pocket-- so no problum wif them. They's does a straight 4% back into tha kitty and it all rounds out.
so just got that Cutpurses Union to force into compliance negotiates wif.

Them clothin items should do verrrrrry well -- black and red bein good piratein colors an all
red so tha blud don shows so bad
and black sos no one can tell(cept) by tha smell ye 'avent done ye warsh in a while.