The Great Toadfish Rhetorical Questions in Song Answer Game

[Swatopluk]

Where's the question?

Where is the goat? It's time for milking

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

The goat is recovering from a fight with an elephant.


What else is there?

[Swatopluk]

Der Abwasch!

Will you come to the bower o'er the free boundless ocean
Where the stupendous waves roll in thundering motion,
Where the mermaids are seen and the fierce tempest gathers,
To loved Erin the green, the dear land of our fathers."
Will you come, will you, will you, will you come to the bower?

[The Meromorph]

Thank you for the kind invitation, but I get very seasick...

Will ye go, lassie, go? And we'll all go together,
to pull wild mountain thyme, all around the purple heather,
will ye go, lassie, go?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Lassie goes home, not with you, you little pervert...



Who let the dogs out?

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Nobody.  They finally developed opposable thumbs and got the door open on their own.  Now we're all screwed.

Who do that voodoo that you do so well?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

The Master of Puppet does that...


Where is the what if the what is in why?

[Swatopluk]

Wheels of why whereing in the who.

Wha wadna fecht for Charlie?
Wha wadna draw the sword?
Wha wadna up and rally
At the royal Prince's word?

[The Meromorph]

I like Princess Diana's approach better. (a true Stewart, I had such hopes...  )

Will ye no come back again?
Will ye no come back again?
better loved ye couldna be,
Will ye no come back again?

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Old folk song, right? Sounds like it to me.

While I'm clocking in as a temp boy look at them run
It is too late now to affect the whole world, or is it just dated now?
They could care less who invaded now.
Really am I silly with the dreams of the milli'?

[Swatopluk]

Better avoid Milli Vanilli.

What shall I call
My dear little dormouse?

[Sibling Chatty]

Eek-a-_____?

What kind of fool am I
That never fell in love?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Sorry to hear that you've never fallen in love, it's a beautiful feeling, you should try in once. I fall in love every two or three minutes...


Where's your head at?

[Pachyderm]

Perched on top of my neck, in the traditional place, thankfully.

Who's next?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

It could be anyone.


Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you?