The Great Toadfish Rhetorical Questions in Song Answer Game

[Swatopluk]

To end it I would have to have one in the first place.

What have we done?

[beagle]

The Wall Street Shuffle


Where will we be, when the summer's gone?

[Swatopluk]

Fallen like the autumn leaves

Who day and night must slumber in R'lyeh, wave his tentacles, having nasty dreams?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

The squidlings...


What's a woman when a man
Don't stand by her side?
What's a woman when a man
Has secrets to hide?

[Swatopluk]

independent and suspicious

Who must live in ignorance until the day
they find they've read too many nasty books?

[beagle]

The Jeffrey Archer Fan Club?

Had this dream stopped?

[Swatopluk]

If that's reality, I want some better dreams.

Byakhee byakhee what can I do to go for a ride with you?

[beagle]

Get my name right for a start. It's pronounced to rhyme with regal.


How can you expect to be taken seriously?

[Swatopluk]

The pointy head has a big WIZZARD on it.

Don't you reckon that I'd get more done, if I were a Deep One

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

As long as you're not deep throat...


Have you seen
My sixteen year old tattooed woman?

[Swatopluk]

No, I took her for a mad virgin.

Who would add foul shapes to my dreams?

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

The Lucky Charms leprechaun, that's who.



How did we get from saying "I love you" to "I'll see you 'round some day"?

[beagle]

It was the cross-dressing. No need to swear just because the dress doesn't fit any more.



Did she get tired or did she just get lazy?

[Swatopluk]

Being the first to long leads inevitably to the latter.

But what about Wilbur?

[Griffin NoName]

Devoted to Charlotte.

Anybody seen a knight pass this way ?