The Great Toadfish Rhetorical Questions in Song Answer Game

[Swatopluk]

I am in a loop.

Oh why, oh why can't I?

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Perhaps you aren't bendy enough.


Why, why, why, Delilah?

[Swatopluk]

I'll make a whig out of it, Samson.

Was wissen Schweine und Männer von Liebe?
(What do men and pigs know about love?)

[The Meromorph]

Sag mir, wo die Männer sind,
zogen fort, der Krieg beginnt.




Wann wird man je verstehn,
wann wird man je verstehn?

[beagle]

Im jahr 2525?


Mackie welches war dein Preis?

[Swatopluk]

 Und wenn kein Zaster war, hat er mich angehaucht;
da hieß es gleich: Du, ich versetz' dir deinen Ring!
Ein Ring, ganz gut; aber ohne geht's auch.

Hat denn der Himmel mich verlassen?
(has heaven forsaken me?)

[goat starer]

ya! du bist ein dumpfkopf! (if my 'Victor!' German works)



would you like some sweets willy?

[Swatopluk]

Never take sweets from a stranger!

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
(I at least believe that I have heard that sung)

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Forty-two.




Whose bed have your boots been under?

[Swatopluk]

Not under mine cause it does not stand on legs.

Where is the horn that was blowing?

[beagle]

It got confiscated. Siegfried with the horn got on the God's nerves.

My child, what shall we say now?

(It's German composer night...)

[Swatopluk]

Winterstürme wichen dem Wonnemond, im linden Lichte leuchtet der Lenz
(it's spring)

Who nicked the coconut?

[Aggie]

Bruder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,
His sister had anudder one she paid it for de lime.


Who stole the money from the house fund?
Was it the coconut man?*



_{*Hugs if you can get the correct answer!}

[Bluenose]

I really have no idea, but I do have a loverley bunch o' coconuts

Did you hear the drums, Fernando?

[Griffin NoName]

I shoulda learned to play them drums

Goodness me could this be Industrial Disease ?