New Species Found on Monastery Island!

[Pachyderm]

" 'Ere, Oi was only away fer a hextended piratin' cruise, and there is some bleedin' cephalopod snoozin' in me bed! Brave little sod, Oi'll give 'im that!"

[Swatopluk]

Bleedin' in the literal or interjectional sense?
If it's the former, check that it's not just its ink (its blood will be blue, the ink black or sepia).
In any case some bleach would be in order, although it might inconvenience yer bedbugs.

[Griffin]

Wen yoo is away, us 'as ter rent yer room owt. Ter covver the rent fer thiz plaic. Cephelopads arr good paiyers.

[Bluenose]

'Sallroight, Pachy!  Jess 'ave sum Cap'n's Deloight (well, a lot reely) an ye will 'ardley notiss tha' pesky cephalopod!