Why I Love Election Day

[pieces o nine]

I dunno, but we're all behind you...

[Opsa]

[Aggie]

I don't think it's coincidental that Pluto rules the underworld and Mammon the surface... 

Same thing, possibly the same god:

Plato says that people prefer the name Plouton, "giver of wealth," because the name of Hades is fear-provoking.[11] The name was understood as referring to "the boundless riches of the earth, both the crops on its surface—he was originally a god of the land—and the mines hidden within it."What is sometimes taken as "confusion" of the two gods Plouton and Ploutos ("Wealth") held or acquired a theological significance in antiquity.

[Opsa]

...and once again Aggie lifts us up from the underworld. 

[Aggie]

I may have been implying the opposite to cast the Mammonites down.


I still have the urge to build the World's Largest Needle somewhere in the Bible Belt, and offer camel rides through the eye for $1000 per person. It's more economical than constructing a stairway to heaven.  Should be an easy sell to rich literalists.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

There are plenty of needles in Canada (Toronto, Vancouver, Niagara Falls...) you just need a permit for the camel...

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Still I like your idea of a literalist park somewhere in the States, perhaps in Orlando next to HolyLand^TM and I bet many patrons wouldn't notice the irony.