The Never Ending Toadfish Interview Cycle!

[Opsa]

1.  What are the things you are putting off doing until you think you are going to die?

Committing suicide.

2.  How would you feel* if you died without doing them?

Gosh, I'd feel like I missed my chance.

3.  So why don't you do them, given anyone can die in a flash, or if answering 1. and 2. has changed your mind about doing them, why have you changed your mind?

I don't think I'd commit suicide unless I knew death was imminent or dreadful. Since I don't know either to be true, I will remain a hopeful living thing for as long as humanly possible.


*********Okay, NoName's gonna KILL me for those answers, but they're all I had.***********



1) Have you ever laughed so hard you almost lost consciousness?

2) Can you see The Great Everything in a flower?

3) Would you rather be simple or complicated?

[Griffin NoName]

I'm not going to kill you for missing an opportunity

As you were..........

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

1) Have you ever laughed so hard you almost lost consciousness?

I once laughed so hard that I could not catch my breath, but did not lose consciousness.

2) Can you see The Great Everything in a flower?

No. I still have trouble seeing the Great Everything as anything.

3) Would you rather be simple or complicated?

Can I be a complicated simpleton?

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1. What song have you been listening to the most in the past three days?

2. Do you prefer white mice or pink elephants?

3. What was the last alcoholic drink you had?

Bonus: Who? Where? Why? Wieso? What's up?

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

1. What song have you been listening to the most in the past three days?
No More ft Beverley Knight & Dynamite MC--Roni Size, I think.

2. Do you prefer white mice or pink elephants?
Elephants. They're not super intelligent inter dimensional creature;

3. What was the last alcoholic drink you had?
A marigita

Bonus: Who? Where? Why? Wieso? What's up? I don't know! I just don't know!
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1. Did you do it?

2. What's your alibi?

3. Are pirate-ninjas an abomination unto Nuggan?

[Pachyderm]

Elephants. They're not super intelligent inter dimensional creature;

*Ahem. Yes, we are. We just choose to be less flashy about it than those bloody mice...*


1. Did you do it?

I most certainly did not. Unless you have absolute, definitive proof, and even then, it was my Evil Twin.

2. What's your alibi?

i was helping little old ladies across the road, and volunteering at the old folks home, and the soup kitchen, and as a day carer. I was setting up every charity known to man, as well as giving all my wages to orphans.

3. Are pirate-ninjas an abomination unto Nuggan?

Isn't everything? I'm sure I got a memo from the High Priest, saying that everything was to be considered an abomination. I think it's over...

No, that's not it. Wait a bit, I'll dig it out....



1. Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

2. What do you use to let people know you're selling 'For Sale' signs?

3. If practice makes perfect, how do you explain taxi drivers?

Bonus: If everything is relative, what is everything else?

[Griffin NoName]

1. Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

(a) No one ever owns enough hotels ?
(b) Everyone gets £200 each time they go past the door - it would cost too much to have more?
(c) They got the spelling wrong; it was supposed to be the Monopolise Commission?

2. What do you use to let people know you're selling 'For Sale' signs?

   ________________________
  |                                                |
  |            FOR  SALE                 |
  |                                                |
  |                                                |
  |   This sign and others like it      |
  |           are for sale                    |
  |                                                |
  ---------------------------------
                       |  |
                       |  |
                       |  |
                       |  |

3. If practice makes perfect, how do you explain taxi drivers?

By how well their engines catch fire?


Bonus: If everything is relative, what is everything else?

Yes. Or possibly No.

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Please answer this only if you are female and have seen Jennifer Fox's Flying Confessions of a Free Woman - or, if you are not female and/or have not seen it, please repost the questions as the next set of questions after you have answered.


1. How annoying is her voice?

2. Why was it so obvious to everyone but her how her South African Lover would turn out?

3. How come my parents seem like hers but I messed my life up in a different way?

Bonus Question:  What do you think about Patrick?

[Swatopluk]

Looks like we need a fresh start here

1. What do you think about Rush Limbaugh?

2. Should Rachel Maddow run for president (or VP)?

3. What is your favorite flower?

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

1. What do you think about Rush Limbaugh?
He is an embarrassment to all Americans of Irish descent and I think we should banish him to the depths of an English peat bog.

2. Should Rachel Maddow run for president (or VP)?
YES! With Keith Olberman as her VP.

3. What is your favorite flower?
Nasturtiums
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1. Why so serious?

2. Will you go see Watchmen?

3. What's your favorite food?

[Sibling Chatty]

1. Why so serious?

Me, serious?

Nah, it's a facade...

2. Will you go see Watchmen?

Nope. Not a fan of graphic novels, not a fan of that kind of movies, and I don't go to movies anyway, because they cost too much money.

3. What's your favorite food?

Meats, cake, any Cajun/Creole I can sink a spoon into. Mostly, something I don't have to work long and hard at, because I don't have the energy anymore...



1. Favorite fruit?

2. Should the World Courts go after Cheney, Cheney/Bush, Cheney/Bush/Rumsfeld, any permutations of the above, including some of their policy guys?

3. Bobby Jindal. Opportunist or whackjob?

[Swatopluk]

1. Favorite fruit?
Banananananana (adn strawberries)

2. Should the World Courts go after Cheney, Cheney/Bush, Cheney/Bush/Rumsfeld, any permutations of the above, including some of their policy guys?
If the Sir Robin treatment is not available
To be mashed into a pulp and to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away. And his limbs all hacked and mangled. His head smashed in And his heart cut out And his LIVER removed And his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off And his penis--

3. Bobby Jindal. Opportunist or whackjob?
Leading GOPster => most likely both

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1. Do you expect to travel abroad within the next year?
2. Do you like the (real and true) folk music of your country or do you prefer that of another (or neither)?
3. Does Obama do a good job (at least until now)?

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

1. Do you expect to travel abroad within the next year?
I'd like to but I seriously doubt it, we are on the risk of having only one income at home if things keep going the way they're going.

2. Do you like the (real and true) folk music of your country or do you prefer that of another (or neither)?
I do but it took a while for me to appreciate it. Folk music in Colombia is quite rich in styles and rhythms and despite the onslaught of commercial music it survives with serious composers devoted to the different genres.

3. Does Obama do a good job (at least until now)?
Given the circumstances I'd say he is doing a good job, or at least as good as possible. Nevertheless he may have to go back on his bipartisan goals (besides, given that the repugs adopted Rush's mantra of wishing Obama to fail, why bother trying to accommodate them?).
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1. Where would you rather be right now?

2. What would you like to be eating right now?

3 What would you like to drink with it?

Bonus: what's so important about 'now'?

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

1. Where would you rather be right now?
Asleep, mostly.

2. What would you like to be eating right now?
Cake (dang it, Chatty!)

3 What would you like to drink with it?
Depends on the cake.

Bonus: what's so important about 'now'?
It's all we have.
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1. What's your favorite period of history?
2. What web browser do you use?
3. What's the best remedy for a cough, in your opinion?

[beagle]

1. What's your favorite period of history?

Roman Imperial followed by British Imperial (I never claimed to be politically correct  ).


2. What web browser do you use?

IE7 with IE7 Pro addon.  Partly because I like it best, partly because it does XML DTDs properly, but mainly because it annoys Sibling Zono

(actually have to use all the major ones for work).


3. What's the best remedy for a cough, in your opinion?

Of all the remedies that don't work, probably whisky. Of those that do, Honey and lemon.

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1 Most elegant aircraft?

2 Most elegant car?

3 Most elegant boat?

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

1 Most elegant aircraft?
Hard one, on one end I thing of Zeppelins and Blimps for their simplicity, on the other you could argue that a Gulfstream is the most elegant but I guess it may be some of Scaled Composites planes like the Proteus:

http://pro.corbis.com/images/UG004835.jpg?size=67&uid={8C041DA6-3E53-4A79-BDC3-02A2850F12B1}

2 Most elegant car?
Again elegance may mean many things, I find the Lotus Elise platform to be very elegant (small high torque engine with a very light frame for an excellent power to weight ratio), and the Mercedes Benz CLS series to be very elegant in the conventional sense. Back in the 80s the car I considered most elegant was the Aston Martin Lagonda

http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/aston_martin_lagonda.jpg

3 Most elegant boat?
Frankly that goes out of my realm of knowledge therefore I can only say that I like catamarans in that sense but I would be hard pressed to mention a model.
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1. Most money you have lost in a stupid fashion.

2. Most time you have lost making (or developing) something.

3. Most time/money lost repairing something.

IE7 with IE7 Pro addon.  Partly because I like it best, partly because it does XML DTDs properly, but mainly because it annoys Sibling Zono

How about xslt's? 

[Griffin NoName]

** interjection **
the thought of using a particular web browser simply because it would annoy a ciberspace sibling is totally wonderful
now how can I apply that to the rest of my life?
** as you were **