Talk Like a Pirate Day

[Sibling DavidH]

When was any pyrit willing ter pay for the drinks?

[Opsa]

'Ats whot Oi meant. If they pays, they aint poirates!

_{However, if they pays fer moy drinks, Oi'd make 'em an honorary poirate just temporary-loik.}

[Aggie]

Oi think Oi'm gunna tack up a picshur of His Noodliness for th' galley crew to gawk at (& try refrayn from false profiteering again).  

Oi'm slingin' pasta an easy cannon-shot frum a beer volcano producer AN a producer o' fine likkers, an' the blaggard Oi run the galley with also be the phonograph-jockey at the local stripper factory rogue's club (plus, with the amount o' skulls scribed on his hide, it'd make a foine jolly rojjer).


Even this scurvy dog remembered TLAP Day:

[Opsa]

Funny about that photo. The rublicarns got hold ovvit and accused the Presidaint of goofin' around instead ov toiking care o' bizniss. Turns out the photo was toiken several year ago.