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Pirate Olympics!

Started by pieces o nine, July 10, 2012, 05:41:53 AM

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Opsa

#15
July 15, 2012, 07:38:15 PM
Thee judges be wavin' away ther White Spot in his flaming tutu, but it's no use, he hasn't seen them, what wif all ther smoke in his oise.

Bluenose

#16
July 17, 2012, 12:15:37 AM
Suddenly th' scurvey crewe from from Priscilla, Queen o' the Dessert (a bigger bunch o' poirates Oi never seened) wot woz lookin on from the stands tried to put thee flaymes owt wiv a gallon o' rum.  Not verrie effectiff.  Luvverly blew flames butt...
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#17
July 17, 2012, 09:59:52 PM
...everyone's behoinds are now slightly singed after the flamers erupted in thee hujest fireball seen outside of Black Bart's trousers cannon. O, the yumanity! Even the Portsmouth Pirate Orchestra and Chorus have stopped mid-anthem to fan their striped pants.

Griffin NoName

#18
July 18, 2012, 01:32:40 AM
Oooops! All the seckyourity peeple Madam Fifi was goin' ter provyde 'av gawn missin'
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#19
July 18, 2012, 02:23:48 AM
...but the crowd doesn't care, as long as they can reach the grog vendors...
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

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#20
July 23, 2012, 10:32:36 PM
Uh-oh... looks loik one o' the grog vendors has run out premachoorly due to ther fack that he droink most of it on ther way to ther stadiyum. The crowd in that sector has taken ther lor inter their own annds and is keel-hauling the poor bugger over the edge of the stadyum by his toes.

Meanwoil, ther first heevent has started even tho ther audience is mostly watchin the keel-haul. A buncha slimy dogs has shot themselves onto the feeld by means uv a cannon.

Black Bart

#21
August 06, 2012, 02:48:47 PM
Aaargh I didn't realise thee Pyrate Olympiks was goin on ere as well.
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

pieces o nine

#22
August 06, 2012, 05:45:17 PM
Yarrrgh, hit be runnin concurrent, loike.

This lot o pyrathletes be moor laid-back though.  :piratetoadfish:
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

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#23
August 06, 2012, 09:14:11 PM
Aaargh! We be speshialists in sports lyin' on owr bakks!!
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#24
August 07, 2012, 05:12:54 AM
Yegadds, Cap'n Noname!  Ye mean there be sum uvver koind than layin' roun' suckin' on the rum barrels?  Ut brings a tear ter me eyes it duz, jest finkin 'bout it...
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