Countdown to the Olympics

[Swatopluk]

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka, a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, insert next item here

[Griffin NoName]

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka, a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, insert next item here

[Swatopluk]

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka, a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, insert next item here

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka, a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples insert next item here

[Swatopluk]

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka, a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, insert next item here

[Griffin NoName]

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka, a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, insert next item here

[Swatopluk]

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka, a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, insert next item here

[Griffin NoName]

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka, a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, insert next item here

[Swatopluk]

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka, a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, insert next item here

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka, a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket insert next item here

[Griffin NoName]

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka, a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins,  insert next item here

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka, a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos) insert next item here

[Swatopluk]

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka, a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup,  insert next item here

[Griffin NoName]

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka, a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, insert next item here

[Swatopluk]

On my way to the Olympics I took a beard trimmer, a bilge pump, extra ammo or the bug sprayer, a rat trap, a flask of gin disguised to look like a London touring guide, £20 in silver, a Burberry raincoat,  a bag of Welsh pice ar y maen, an umbrella, an extra large lightsabre,  a Hungarian phrasebook, 3 ham sandwiches, 5 golden rings, an Advent calendar, the spare tire from a 1984 Volvo station wagon, salt pretzels, a tin of bickies, more water than I could drink, a Gestetner machine, a yard of sharp sand, 6 paving stones, a half-brick in a sock, a wedge of blue cheese, a tin of extra-virgin olive oil,  steel-capped shoes, a wetsuit,  a dry towel, a 36 pdr cannon, a microtome, a seventeenth century lute, toilet paper, real imitation catgut strings for the lute, ovaltine, a fake ID card identifying myself with a prominent gang of soccer hooligans, a bottleneck dolphin, Princess Beatrice's hat (used), a pin, a laundry basket, Sir John Falstaff, a bas-relief of Alexander the Great,  contraceptives, a chocolate teapot, a cotton bag, a VSS Vintorez sniper rifle, a Kindle Touch, breadrolls, an over-head reading light from seat 4A of a Boeing 747, Princess Leah Organia's hairstyle book, a motorcycle helmet, an ultra-bass low distortion pair of headphones, a carrier pigeon, a senior citizen bus pass, tablecloth, forty-three and a third strands of spaghetti, hot chili sauce,  a not-quite dead-yet Norwegian Blue--who is currently restin', all the Toadfish, a train ticket to notloB, The London Philharmonic Orchestra, no potatoes, Argentina, some auripigment, a chemical toilet, lipgloss, an extra large packet of condoms, a case of KY Jelly, a math textbook, a map of Armenia, a handful of caltrops, an ability to read instructions properly, lard, stain remover, a single mercury-free AAAA battery, earplugs, opera glasses,  matches, the Olympic Torch, paper napkins, spam, spam, spam and spam, a dirty fork, a DVD of The Meaning of Life, a grandfather clock, a tin of tuna, a naked molerat, an 8 candle candelabra, a wooden dradle, a wind-up fridge, Irish butter, clothes for the naked molerat, a comb,  a packet of extra large condoms, a pair of forceps, hot water, one of those towels that is super absorbent but folds up very small for travelling, salt, pepper, ersatz saccharine, an Espresso machine, serotonine, a thing for getting boy scouts out of horses' hooves,  some 4 inch nails, hand samitizer, 8 dowel pins, a model of a combine harvester, sun-blocker, flipflops, band-aid, a bag of jelly babies, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, written on a 3 foot by 5 foot poster, the words DON'T PANIC, iodoform, a vermilllion lipstick, freshly pressed orange juice, sleeping pills, earwax remover, hayfever tablets, a mouth organ, a remote control, batteries for the remote control, a thing to hold the batteries for the remote control, a spare IR LED for the remote control, one of those plastic things that holds several remote controls so they don't get lost, one genuine wool and hand-knitted argyle sock---conflict-free, naturally, a sgian-dubh (for the sock), a spare Macdonald kilt, a sporran for the kilt, patches and twine, a haystack with a needle in it, a magnet, enough cognac for all of us and some organically-grown wine--for anyone who cannot stomach cognac, dry cider (French style), a whetsone, an entry ticket for the Olympics, David's last line, hook and sinker, a bath plug, one of those portable stadium seats--with a polyurethane foam seat--covered in kidskin leather--hand-finished in your country's colors, an emergency IV bag,  some rubber tubing and a needle for the IV bag, a first-aid manual, a framed certificate showing first-aid qualification, a 'not my fault' card, a 'get out of jail free' card,  pen and paper, a good translation dictionary, a subscription to Private Eye, a Tardis to carry all this shtuff, a flux capacitor, parts for the mass in B minor, a visitor counter, smelling salts, all 3 seasons of Forbrydelsen carried by Sofie Gråbøl in that sweater, some brain bleach, a replica of the Turin shrowd, nail polish, a medium sized chamber pot embelished with Jubilee decorative art, a vuvzela in f, a Little Scientist™ home carbon-dating kit, Eau de Cologne,  a dog collar, flea powder, a jar of frankincense, the common book of prayer, an alarm clock, a large rock (for the alarm clock), a piece of string of uncertain length, duck tape, a thunderer whistle, a guide to seemingly illogical LPWB words, night vision goggles, a washing-up bowl, a washcloth, an extra-large container of baby-wipes--unscented, a walking stick,  a cigar cutter, a bear trap, a soldering iron, tweezers, a book of crosswords, a rubber/eraser, a teninis racquet, cat gut, a very nice chap called Kevin, Kevin's imaginary and invisible pink unicorn, a blue oyster pie,  an Oyster card, a chocolate Easter bunny, some roadkill, a portable stove, a silver cutlery set, a whetstone, a decent taste in women and TV programmes for Swato, more brain bleach to get rid of that, a solid brass hand cannon-- a 2 pounder, ammo for that, a rolling stone, an ox-cart to carry all that stuff, some moss for the rolling stone, fodder for the oxen, a pooper-scooper for after the oxen, a licence to drive an oxcart through London, a set of scales to ensure equal amounts of stuff go in the Tardis and the ox-cart, belts to securely fix the Tardis on the ox-cart, a sonic screwdriver; bluetooth edition, a microphone,  a loudspeaker, a wireless jammer, a pot of black currant jam, a spitoon, ten barfing bags, a spare IV drip stand, toothpaste, tin of black shoe polish, hand sanitizer, a plate of grits (the real thing, never instant), a thermos bottle, a medium bristle toothbrush, a bag of German jellybabies, the union john patrick, a four-man tent, ten little Indians, sneakers, one (1) live lion, a light sabre, a kettle, , candles, (a spare) candelabra, a Panama hat,  a grass skirt, antiallergic pills, a stun gun, an anvil, a lawn mower, a sledge-hammer, lavendar smelling salts, rubber soles, a thermometer, an industrial blender, a barometer, one pink fluffy Teddy Bear, a hygrometer, a pack of disposable self-flushing toilet seat covers, a hand-cranked grammophone, a book of prayers for men at sea, a book of sea songs, a sailor's pipe made of horn, a kicking and screaming fox, shampoo, a hair brush, an Olympic flag, a needle threader,  a box of assorted threads of differing colors, a bag of holding(TM), a set of knitting needles, a pencil sharpener, one gross of unsharp pencils, spare blades, an Indian rubber, a butterfly net, a shaving kit with unbreakable mirror, ten pounds of lard, a blond wig, a blue tie, a tennis raquet, a blow-dryer, a leaf sucker/blower, a 1950's vintage chemistry set-- with the extra sulfur bonus pack, a bottle of wow-wow sauce, a leg to stand on, Nordic Walking sticks, an inflatable vase, no cape!, a sharp stake, garlic spray, an electric jet ski, petrol, a woolly bobble hat, nylon gloves, a cuddly toy bear, a Russian Cossack hat--real beaverskin, a shashka, a sick note from the doctor, an 'I aten't dead' sign, a cat named Crookshanks, a first edition of the King Jame's Bible, a facsimile Magna Charta, an accounts ledger, horseradish (as shark repellant), a snuff box, a naginata, a ghostly ghost, a spirited spirit, dental floss,  a rubber dinghy, a life-sized skeleton, 3 packages of hardtack, a broken barometer, a magnifying glass, a rabbit's foot for luck, a fake tiger penis, some powdered rhino horn, A Tates* brand sextant, a bread-making machine, a bread-slicer, a jar of marmite, a pet marmot, a butter knife, tar and feathers, a parrot,  a large kettle  (to melt the tar), a pair of stilts, the collected works of Wilhelm Schüttelspeer, a dowsing rod, a rousing dot, a solar panel, moon boots, a facsimile of Lady Gaga being ordinary, a reed instrument, lederhosen, a 'No, I am not Bavarian' button, one baker's dozen of bavarian-creme filled donuts, a strong natural purgative, assorted Scotch eggs, a grouse whistle, a flask of distilled water, syrup, 100 vitamin C tablets, 101 antacid tablets, several packets of artificially-flavored salt tablets, enough aspartame to make cod liver oil popular in the US, 102 ampoules of vitamin B12, emergency emetics, rehydration salts, antibiotics, plaster of paris, a mahogany footstool, a rocking horse, the Encyclopedia Britannica printed in Braille, a packet of dehydrated instant water, oxygen monoxide, 10 toffee apples, 9 offal applets, a cheque book, a cash register, an american express card, a pony express memorial brooch, a stuffed lion, chicken pie, a policeman's truncheon, more lion food--for when the stuffed lion is not so stuffed as before, a lion tamer hat, a test tube, a dreamcatcher, a red-checked lumberjack shirt, the Monty Python Sings CD,  several coat hangers, some spare undies, an olive branch, soap, a white dove, a pack of stevia seeds, a back scratcher, a morse code machine, two pairs of binoculars, some sherbert fountains, orthopedic insoles, corn plasters, foie gras, a copy of The Oxford English Dictionary--compact edition, a grapnel, Superman and Roibin outfits, a longbow, a step ladder, a short bow, a 50 cl. 90% proof bottle of cloudberry vodka, 10 g of alcohol dehydrogenase from horse liver, a staple gun, a hamster leather thong, a spanner, a broom, extra staples, a plush pink elephant, a USB cable, a fire-wire, a portable fire extinguisher, a flame-thrower, an asbestos jacket, a box of safety-pins, a HEPA dust filter (for the asbestos), cough syrup, a pack of enlightenment cards, a quill from the left wing of a goose, insert next item here