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No Goat Racing

Started by Sibling DavidH, April 23, 2012, 10:53:23 AM

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Sibling DavidH

Yesterday we took Cap'n B to a sort of zoo farm, specifically because they advertised a goat race.  When we got there, the goat race was cancelled and we only saw a sheep race.



Now sheep racing is very exciting, of course, but I'm so annoyed at missing the great event.
Cap'n B didn't give a damn because he got to ride on a tractor.

Griffin NoName

I suppose sheep races are less exciting than goat races because sheep follow each other anyway.
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Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

Cap'n B is a creature after my own heart-- who cares about silly animal races when there are..... tractors (or other cool hardware) to sit upon.

:D
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

pieces o nine

Those teddy bear jockeys look a bit like tipsy bear jockeys...
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Aggie

Jack Russel racing, now that's an event.  ;D
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Swatopluk

I thought these rural animal races used monkeys as jockeys.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

Quote from: Swatopluk on April 24, 2012, 07:09:49 AM
I thought these rural animal races used monkeys as jockeys.

No, that's rural politics...
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Swatopluk

Now you confuse jockeys and yokels
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Sibling DavidH

My dear Bob, we'd be delighted if our local politicians were anywhere near as intelligent as monkeys.  :mrgreen:

Griffin NoName

Especially the candidates for Mayor of London.......................
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Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

.... or what the Republicans were fielding for Pres'dint.
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Roland Deschain

Lol. Sod the sheep (not in the Welsh/Australasian way :P ). I want a tractor ride, too!
"I love cheese" - Buffy Summers


pieces o nine

^ The novelty wears off a tractor pretty fast...

I once spent most of a long, long, long day perched in the doorway of one with a cab, to prove my undying love for a Real Cowboy. 

Yeah, I was a lot younger and not thinking as clearly back then...   ;)
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Griffin NoName

That's a sad tale P09 !
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Roland Deschain

^^ That's quite sweet. It could be the topic of a John Denver song.

PoN's Song

You fill up my senses like a day in a tractor
Like the fields in springtime, like a ride on a plough
Like a storm in the wheat field, like a sleepy legume smell
You fill up my senses come fill me again.
"I love cheese" - Buffy Summers