When's Your Birthday?

[Griffin NoName]

Hey! That's fabulous Goat Starer. Congratulations. So glad you stopped by to tell us.

[Aggie]

 

Huzzah! Congratulations Goat! 


Good to see you!

[goat starer]

I keep my eye on you all... 

[Griffin NoName]

I knew we should have shut the portcullis.

[goat starer]

I knew we should have shut the portcullis.

When you heard the trip trapping

[Griffin NoName]

Or the trap tripping.

[goat starer]

Or the trap tripping.

Oh lord... Have you installed goat traps?

[Darlica]

Only very humane ones I can assure you...
It's only so we'll have chance to see you (and maybe give you a hug) before you disappear again!
Goats are so illusive!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

And I can assure you that the bear traps are not for you, those are for the, uhm,  bear... 

[goat starer]

There is a bear? You should put up signs.


If it's a teddy bear I can use it.... 

[Aggie]

There's a big sign up by the hotsprings...  WARNING: BARE AREA



_{(I've been to one in Idaho that had such signs...)}

[Griffin NoName]

Here is my MSc Bear, all dressed up in my mortar board and gown who will be attending graduation for me as I cannot go.

Also the University of Sheffield crest embroidered on his jumper in case he gets lost.

He is sitting on my iTouch speakers but he hasn't told me why.

I'm sure he would be glad to provide bear services to the Goat Starer's new Kid.