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Movie rules/cliches game

Started by Swatopluk, November 02, 2006, 11:45:18 AM

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Black Bart

When a nice young Jedi is going over to the Dark side, his eyes turn red but none of the other Jedi notice. They probably just think he's got a contact lense problem!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Swatopluk

The colder the climate the less clothing the barbarians wear.

Fur bras are fashionable independently of climate in the stone age

There are dinosaurs in the stone age
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Black Bart

You were almost certain to meet Raquel Welch in the stoneage!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Swatopluk

Did we have the one about the secret society of large mirror carriers already (always walking rectangular to chases)?
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Duke

I just watched Dr. No, and I learned a few things:

Evil crime-lords are quite hospitable.

Your Walther can be soaked for hours and still work perfectly.

Jail cells are really quite easy to escape.


Duke
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Sibling Kephra (Tansy)

Creepy little boys can say nothing for the first 6 or 7 years of their life, and glare alot.  But Mom notices nothing's up until he actually attacks her.  (The Omen)
Insanity takes it's toll; please have correct change.

Swatopluk

A variation to an earlier one:
Taxis always come in pairs. One for the first person to use, the other for the chaser. I suspect a secret masterplan by the taxi companies to maximize profit (drivers are probably schooled to keep the distance constant and change it only to keep the illusion of an actual chase alive).
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.