Yellow Light

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

Unfortunately, tailgating, Barbara was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as Barbara missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally..... I assumed you had stolen the car.''

[Lindorm]

 

[pieces o nine]

 




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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.

A woman is driving down the same road.

As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

From the north, approaching a 4 way stop intersection, along comes Santa Claus in his red Subaru.   From the west, toodling along enjoying the scenery, comes a woman in a blue Mustang convertible.  And from the south, an actual honest politician is screaming at near top speed in his blacked-out limo.

They are all approaching the 4 way at roughly the same moment.

Now.

Who stops, who blazes through, who gets hurt?










The woman, with the briefest of stops to honor the signs continues through unscathed, and unaware.



Why?

The other two are myth, silly.

[Sibling DavidH]

 

[Opsa]

Awwwwwwww...!