Glorious Typos

[Griffin NoName]

Just found on a health site's "Links" page:

Impaired autonomic function is associated with increased morality, especially in subjects with diabetes, hypertension, or a history of cardiovascular disease: <link>

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

How can someone be more moral than when (s)he is dead?

[Swatopluk]

You forget all those lecherous undead!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

But isn't that the point? They are Un-dead, if they were really dead they wouldn't hurt anyone.

[Opsa]

All Diabetics Go to Heaven?

Here's a typo site. Warning: adult humor.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Here's a typo site. Warning: adult humor.

That would explain his high hourly rates...

[Swatopluk]

A very glorious typo, especially in context is Lustmatratze (lust mattress) for Luftmatratze (air mattress).
This happened to our church secretary (female) once when officially describing for parents the planned accommodations for the confirmee tour (Yeah, give me that really old time religion)