Pirate Statue Cursed

[DaveL]

YArrrrrr...

Sometimes I wished Oi was that wood carver. Carving those lumpy bits would be such a treat!

[Darlica]

Oi think ye got the right mota motvasion motivation to carve buxom lasses out of wood.

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Just finking 'bowt 'er makes me wood harrrd ... to widdle wiff that is .

[DaveL]

Oi think ye got the right mota motvasion motivation to carve buxom lasses out of wood.

YArrrrr...

Tis true Capn Darlica. One of those on a long voyage would have gone down well.  That reminds of a song by the Police 'Be my girl Sally'

I was blue and lonely, I couldnt sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious if Id had to much to drink
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation were growing in my head
I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life
Somewhere to place affection, but I didnt want a wife
And then by lucky chance I saw in a special magazine
An ad that was unusual, the like Id never seen
Experience something different with our new imported toy
Shes loving, warm, inflatible and a guarantee of joy.
She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown
I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life
And later in a moment that girl became my wife
And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
And when Im feeling naughty I blow her up with air
Shes cuddly and shes bouncy, shes like a rubber ball
I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall
And now my life is different since sally came my way
I wake up in the morning and have her on a tray
Shes everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin
And I only have to worry in case my girl wears thin

That wooden statue is Sally's precursor.

[Opsa]

Funny, it reminds me uvver song as well.

Oi fink it was from "Moy Fair Loidy". Went sompin loik:

"Wooden teat be loverly..."

[nefyuBB]

HOBOY !

ya sing good !

ye kan b me opinion awk !

an ya kin haff sum ove tha shinny buttins fer pay !