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Started by Griffin NoName, October 18, 2006, 03:08:06 AM

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Swatopluk

#30
October 22, 2006, 09:43:11 AM
Require that soda water is produced with atmospheric CO2and make consumption of a gallon per day mandatory.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

#31
October 22, 2006, 10:08:38 PM
Give lashes per mile driven in a car according to the following formula:

# of lashes = 40/MPG

For example, someone driving a 10 mpg SUV would get 4 lashes per mile driven.
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#32
October 23, 2006, 04:31:50 AM
Quote from: anon1mat0 on October 22, 2006, 10:08:38 PM
Give lashes per mile driven in a car according to the following formula:

# of lashes = 40/MPG

For example, someone driving a 10 mpg SUV would get 4 lashes per mile driven.

What would be the lash-rate for passengers of limos? I'd say, that if you're a politician, it's a lash-per-mile, regardless of fuel-milage.  But, then, that's just me - aaah hates that rabbit-err-politician!
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Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

#33
October 23, 2006, 05:19:24 AM
But limos are in the 10 to 20 mpg range, 2 to 4 lashes per mile.
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Sibling Chatty

#34
October 24, 2006, 12:24:21 AM
Extra lashes for pretensiousness, please, especially those disgusting Hummer and Excursion limos.

5 lashes per mile penalty, to be divided among passengers, except for funerals, proms and Nobel Prize Ceremonies (Nobel limits of 10 miles per winner). For politicans and awards ceremoines/grand openings for movies and musicians, double lashes if they whine. :mrgreen:
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Griffin NoName

#35
October 24, 2006, 05:01:08 AM
convert standby swicthes to standoff
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goat starer

#36
October 24, 2006, 10:49:13 AM
rainforests are warm and must add to global warming. get rid of rainforests!
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Sibling Lambicus the Toluous

#37
October 24, 2006, 01:43:45 PM
Legislate that all warm-blooded animals must become cold-blooded within five years.

goat starer

#38
October 24, 2006, 02:10:23 PM
every house to have at least one crocodile as these absorb excess heat
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#39
October 24, 2006, 02:45:56 PM
Issue an electric guitar and amp to every person on Earth... then we'll be the coolest planet ever.

;D

goat starer

#40
October 24, 2006, 02:49:01 PM
always cook in the oven with the door closed. this stops heat escaping into the environment
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Black Bart

#41
October 24, 2006, 02:51:27 PM
Eat only fruit, berries and nuts!
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Swatopluk

#42
October 24, 2006, 04:57:05 PM
Revoke 2nd law of thermodynamics and put job ads for Maxwell Demons into all major papers. (OK, that was nerdy)
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

goat starer

#43
October 25, 2006, 11:55:22 AM
use up all the oil and gas reserves
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Black Bart

#44
October 25, 2006, 02:31:45 PM
Goat Starer wrote:

"use up all the oil and gas reserves"

I thought we had!!!
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