How to solve climate change

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Building code amendment: all newly constructed homes shall be grown, not built, from living plants. 

Since it will likely take several decades to grow a detached single family home, treehouses shall be allowed as an interim measure until 2031.

[goat starer]

mass suicide??

[Griffin NoName]

Connect plugholes in the UK and Australia and harness the energy where the reverse spiral force changes direction.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Attach all 2 year-olds to a spring-wound leash.  As the child runs out to the end of the leash, the spring is wound.  This would charge a battery-pack.  When the pack is fully charged (typically about 10 minutes for an average child), it can be removed and plugged in to power the home.  An additional pack may be then connected to the leash.

It is estimated that most cities have enough surplus 2 year old energy to meet most of the electrical needs.  Larger cities will likely have surplus, that can be sent to the rural areas via existing power grid

[Sibling Chatty]

Utilize the natural gas produced by feeding the family lots of beans. Also, teenagers with oily skin and hair can be vac-extracted for fuel oil.

[goat starer]

turn on more air conditioning to stop global warming

[Swatopluk]

Drop huge icecubes into the ocean to cool it down (Futurama tested method)

[goat starer]

leave the fridge door open

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Send a rocket crew out to the rings of Saturn.  Attach rocket motors to one of the larger chunks of ice (several miles around, at least).

Bring ice-chunk back to low Earth orbit.  In LOE, the upper atmosphere will graze the ice-chunk, melting the water, which Earth's gravity will pull down.

Keep adding giant ice-cubes into orbit, until the Earth is cooled off enough. 

(variation of methods used in two different SciFi stories:  The Martian Way, by Isaac Asimov, and Mother Of Storms, by John Barnes)

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Nuclear winter.

[Sibling Chatty]

Send the US Government to its room with no supper and NO Gameboy, computer or TV until they clean up their mess.

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Give penguins the vote.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Get everyone to take a siesta in the afternoon, just after lunch

[Aggie]

Utilize the natural gas produced by feeding the family lots of beans. Also, teenagers with oily skin and hair can be vac-extracted for fuel oil.

I'd make a lovely source for both; not a teenager though.

[Griffin NoName]

Put elastic bands round all volcanos, twist and release on collision course with the sun.