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[Griffin NoName]

I used to be brilliant at naivety contests, but age has dulled my ability

Can one become a born-again innocent?

[anthrochild87]

if one can become a born again virgin...
i fully believe you can become a born again innocent

[Griffin NoName]

I know there are seven ages of man but no one has ever revealed to me how many ages of woman there are.

[The Meromorph]

I know there are seven ages of man but no one has ever revealed to me how many ages of woman there are.

Numbers don't go that high...
Yer 'ave ter use them imaginary numbers...
The numbers are in a different format...   (15 going on 40; 65 dressing 16; 'no spring chicken'; 'well past her sell by date'; etc.)
and other mumbled replies....

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I know there are seven ages of man but no one has ever revealed to me how many ages of woman there are.

Numbers don't go that high...
Yer 'ave ter use them imaginary numbers...
The numbers are in a different format...   (15 going on 40; 65 dressing 16; 'no spring chicken'; 'well past her sell by date'; etc.)
and other mumbled replies....

The BEST response is:

"whatever she damn well wants it to be.  You got a problem with that?"