When the IMF runs out.....

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Actually, the new currency will be pigs (used to make methane like one of the Mad Max movies).

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

the new currency will be Hot Air*


* as especially emitted from politicians.

[Swatopluk]

Actually, the new currency will be pigs (used to make methane like one of the Mad Max movies).

Flying pigs from frozen Hell

[Griffin NoName]

No, I heard Global Warming is melting Hell. White elephants will be the currency.

[Swatopluk]

Maybe the flying pigs are fleeing hell due to the warming and the elephants turned white to increase the albedo.

Ankh-Morpork $$$ (only genuine without gold) will be the new currency

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Sausage* inna bun will be the new currency



_{* just don'ask what's init}

[Swatopluk]

Why not toad in a hole?

[Pachyderm]

White elephants will be the currency

Score!

Get the paint, we're rich! And if you spend me, I can always just escape and come home. Touch of white spirits, and "Me, Officer, I was here all the time. Yes, I do usually smell of turpentine, as a matter of fact...."


Vegetables would make good currency. They come in different sizes and colours for assorted denominations, and would ensure a qiuck turnover. Also, the more effort you put in, the richer you would be.

"Mary, Mary, I've just been down to the allotment, and due to the freakish marrow, we're millionaires!"

[Swatopluk]

To make arugula the new currency will have the positive side effect to  the RW loonies 

[anthrobabe]

Captain Crunch-Peanut Butter Crunch will be the new currency.

[anthrochild87]

When the IMF runs out..

White/Dark choco pocky will be the new currency

[Swatopluk]

I think that should be chocolate ducks (replacing the chocolate bucks)

http://www.mackenzieschocolates.com/images/products/easter/E0015/chocolate_duck_small-md.jpg

[Griffin NoName]

...the swato duck virus is spreading......

Straight-sided plastic baskets will be the new currency.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Cats that refuse to Purr when petted will be the new currency... the Republicans will recognize this species as a kindred spirit...

[Swatopluk]

Non-barking Barneys seem more like it.