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Started by The Black Spot, October 17, 2006, 05:18:35 PM

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The Black Spot

#15
October 20, 2006, 12:37:30 AM
Never! Ye rancid strip o' octopus guts!

Black Bart

#16
October 20, 2006, 01:57:36 PM
Avast, ye washed up pile o cuttlefish nadgers!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#17
October 21, 2006, 04:01:59 PM
Gah! Yer bag o' bloater offal!

ivor

#18
October 21, 2006, 04:08:16 PM
You're a couple o' pirates short o' a full crew.  ;D

The Black Spot

#19
October 22, 2006, 03:04:47 PM
An yer two pints short o' a hangover!

Black Bart

#20
October 23, 2006, 12:04:57 PM
YYYAAARRRGH...the only hangover ye'll be avin is when ye'll be hangin-over the yardarm!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#21
October 24, 2006, 12:22:07 AM
GArrrrrrrHHh! Ye slimy streak on the plimsol line!

DaveL

#22
October 24, 2006, 12:38:22 AM
YArrrr...

Yer a warty bottomed periwinkle dropping.
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Black Bart

#23
October 24, 2006, 02:45:59 PM
Have at ye, ye gust o eskimo breath!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Calico Jack

#24
October 24, 2006, 03:54:11 PM
ye lousy flea bitten maggot droppings
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

goat starer

#25
October 24, 2006, 04:37:42 PM
ye be fit fer naught but a bilge pump!
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Comrade Goatvara
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"And the Goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a Land not inhabited"

The Black Spot

#26
October 25, 2006, 01:19:34 AM
ARRRRRGHHH! Yer worthless bucket o' leper pus!

DaveL

#27
October 25, 2006, 12:04:39 PM
Yaaarr!

Yewse be nuthin' but a pus-ridden weevil brained spawn of a mutated newt.
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

The Black Spot

#28
October 25, 2006, 01:11:51 PM
Gah! Yer scabby faced puffin eater!

Calico Jack

#29
October 25, 2006, 01:35:19 PM
yah ye be a dung beetle living in what a elephant leaves behind.
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
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