Physics of Socks

[Sibling Chatty]

Showing that you can use your brain powers for good humor -- what sensible female could resist that? It's got to beat lame recitations of old Monty Python skits!

One of my favorite lines is that the funny bone is a major erogenous zone...

[anthrobabe]

wait? and here I was under the impression that this was a Python skit.
sigh

what we should all do it go on facebook and get all the ladies we know to 'friend' sibling goat and then we call flirt shamelessly with him, talk him up, etc ----- not only would that be fun it might make someone go hmmmmmm. 

but of course sibling goat is in fact so shy and private that he would never, ever tolerate such 'paying attention to/making a fuss over' of his personage.

[Griffin NoName]

Wait, wait..... we need to make out how stupid he is don't we?

[goat starer]

Showing that you can use your brain powers for good humor -- what sensible female could resist that? It's got to beat lame recitations of old Monty Python skits!

Nobody Expects the Calabai-Yao manifold theory of Sock distribution!

fetch the soft cushions

[Sibling Chatty]

While we all know Goatie is the most wondrous of beings, I have found  something that relates to on-topic stuff!

The possible presence of an actual, photographable Sock Gnome!!

Not sure if it's microscopic or not, the researcher didn't give specs on the photographic equipment.

Hold on, this could be quite shocking...

[goat starer]

chatty. i believe that may... just possible... perhaps... be a cat.

also the fluffy things that blow from dandelions are not fairies

[Aggie]

I knew a cat once who ate socks.  Not chewed, not destroyed - ATE.  Generally started by chewing holes in the heels IIRC - she also used to steal (wrapped) muffins from her humans' lunch bags.

Probably the nastiest cat I knew, ever.

[anthrobabe]

Personally I think it is the goats who are making off with the socks and then making up farfetched thories about it to cover their tracks.
I mean with all of those cushions they must stuff ---
Next time you see a goat presiding on it's cushion take a peek and see if it stuffed with socks. I believe you will find this is true.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Goats can process cellulose so socks are just some chewy snack for them. 

[goat starer]

some peoples socks are a chewy snack. Others are lethal

[Swatopluk]

And some qualify as cheese

[pieces o nine]

also the fluffy things that blow from dandelions are not fairies

another illusion shattered...

[Sibling Chatty]

also the fluffy things that blow from dandelions are not fairies

another illusion shattered...

Silly Goatie, I knew that...

They're Lion Seeds.
::)How you think da new lionsez are made???

[goat starer]

lion seeds! well thats just dandy!

geddit???

doh!