Montecristo open for treasure hunting (sort of)

[beagle]

Here

Last one to the longboat with a Kango hammer is an eco-tourist. Not so sure about the book-learning part.

[Griffin NoName]

"wild goats leaping from crag to crag" wouldn't drag me there..........

What kind of name for a hero is Edmond anyway?

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Do ye think Madame Chantal's will open up a franchise? That torture chamber 'The Count of Monte Christo Room' has kept us Pirates happy for years. Is Sibling Bluenose still locked in there?

Nuthin' beats the real thing though!

[beagle]

What kind of name for a hero is Edmond anyway?

He got off lightly. Could have been Vallery.

Is Sibling Bluenose still locked in there?

Yep. He forgot the code-phrase to get out 20 years ago, but Madame pretends she thinks he's still enjoying it. Well she does charge by the minute.

[pieces o nine]

What kind of name for a hero is Edmond anyway?

He got off lightly. Could have been Vallery.

Or Percy Bysshe Shelley...

[Black Bart]

What kind of name for a hero is Edmond anyway?

He got off lightly. Could have been Vallery.

Is Sibling Bluenose still locked in there?

Yep. He forgot the code-phrase to get out 20 years ago, but Madame pretends she thinks he's still enjoying it. Well she does charge by the minute.

Them froggies can't even get a good masculine name loik 'JOHN' right...they turns it all feminine...JEAN!!!!

An I used to loik Jean Simmons!

[Black Bart]

Arrrrr Dragut the Turk...he were a Rum Un.  His real name was Turgut or Turbot or somat:



The only treasure he had was the takins from his North London Kebab shop!

[beagle]

Did he always wear the curtains when raiding?

[Black Bart]

Aye matey...the curtains and them voluminous pants!

If he didn't get ye wiv the pistols, he's stab ye wiv his dirk and then hit ye wiv his hatchet...an if ye survived all that he'd shuv yer head down his voluminous pants...terrible way ta die but it were quick!

[Griffin NoName]

Aye matey...the curtains and them voluminous pants!

If he didn't get ye wiv the pistols, he's stab ye wiv his dirk and then hit ye wiv his hatchet...an if ye survived all that he'd shuv yer head down his voluminous pants...terrible way ta die but it were quick!

Aaaaaaaaargh!!  That wer real treasure 'untin' !!

[The Meromorph]

 

[Griffin NoName]

At least it was not !

[The Meromorph]

Lookin' fer Turkish Deloit?
Or Aromatherapy? 

[Griffin NoName]

It's not a thread-jack smilie we need. It's a thread-perversion smilie.

Yaaaaaaaaaargh!!  This be Pirates alroit!

[The Meromorph]

yer a roight blaggard, y'are! furstest yer lead a poor pirate lad astray, then yer tells 'im orrf!
Oi'm sharpenin' me cutlass, Oi'm warnin' yer!

Yer'll foind no treasure iffen yer come lookin' fer me!

Uhm... Yer knows foine what Oi meanted!

[anthrobabe]

Thread Perverts!

anyway--

first reading= terror
sigh
then read they are going to limit the hoards to a few who must take a sort of class firts-
sigh
better

from an archaeological perspective this place is to precious to muss up with tourists-- i've been a tourist and often we do forget out manners!

[Griffin NoName]

Forget Montecristo !   Visit Blaenavon !   

SCABS demand Portsmouth be declared a World Heritage Site by Unesco !!!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr!

[Black Bart]

Forget Montecristo !   Visit Blaenavon !   

SCABS demand Portsmouth be declared a World Heritage Site by Unesco !!!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr!

Arrrrrr yer blaggard, me home town's a world heritage site?

I always knew I'd end up in a museum!

If ye arsks me it's the pits...

(I'll get me coat...)