EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darlica]

Awww Beagle! Dont ruin my fantasies about you being some sort of latter day Oswald Mosely.

Oh dear... I just finished a book about the Mittfords...

[Sibling Chatty]

Oh, damn.

I'm doomed to Dalhiahood, right?

Could be worse. Could be Agatha...

[Pachyderm]

You are not damned at all. Should you not want to be Aunt Dahlia (and I don't see that being Aunt Dahlia is a bad character to be), simply nominate yourself as another, a la Griffin.

The scene in Right Ho, Jeeves in which Gussie, thoroughly inebriated due to Jeeves and, later, Bertie Wooster lacing his orange juice with a sufficient amount of gin, as well as his own massive drink of whisky, gives a speech at the Market Snodsbury Grammar School is often cited as among the finest vignettes of English comic literature. The diatribe goes on for several pages, and concludes with Gussie hinting darkly at illicit relations between the Headmaster of the Market Snodsbury Grammar School and the mother of the recipient of the prize he is awarding. He had previously hinted that the individual concerned was also well known to the police, much to the discomfort of Bertie Wooster and the amusement of Jeeves. The incident was only concluded by the timely intervention of the choir singing the National Anthem.

Gussie's odd mannerisms (especially his obsession with newts and social ineptitude) are reminiscent of somebody with Asperger syndrome.

Proud to be thought of as Gussie.

[Griffin NoName]

Hey, Chatty, we can double as Lady Con !!  A sort of terrible twinship?

[Sibling Chatty]

My only real objection to Dahlia is the name.

I was 'blessed' with that as a nickname for about 4 years, and it just...annoys me. It does work better with the Aunt in front of it.

[beagle]

You could go for Madeline Bassett instead of an aunt. Somehow you don't strike me as the sort of girl who thinks the stars are God's daisy chains though.

[goat starer]

may i suggest Cora "Corky" Pirbright. feisty, beautiful and very clever.