EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pachyderm]

I would recommend Coventry for any further nuclear tests. Anything done to it would count as improvement, even turning it to an unusable, unsafe radiological wasteland. Where's Judge Dredd when you need him....

[goat starer]

OI! I was born in coventry!!!

(fortunately my parents had the good sense to move when i was 4)

you are right. I also nominate Coventry as nuclear test site, nuclear waste dump, UK landfill site etc of choice.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

i am all for the nuclear test theory. If I wanted to do one I would choose lincolnshire.

it is very flat, boring, only inhabited by cabbages, yokels and rape (the plant)

Irradiated cabbages, where can you use...? the space station! What a way kill 2 (3? many?) birds with one (fissile material) stone.

[Sibling Chatty]

Not my LOLcat, but timely. (Hope it works, or can be fixed by someone with functioning brains.)

OK, after 5 tries, use the dang URL...

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?
omgwtfbbqitz128485910057507500.jpg

[anthrobabe]

Ok-I'm glad you are all ok

and just one more reason that goats will rule the earth one day--- what on the spot reporting there luv-- you did good.

beagle?
Bart?
who've we not heard from?

PO9 --- FEMA--- wanna buy a trailer?

[Opsa]

Looks scary! Glad those accounted for are okay. Should we attempt contact with the others?

Edit: I see Black Bart's been here today.

[goat starer]

Irradiated cabbages, where can you use...? the space station! What a way kill 2 (3? many?) birds with one (fissile material) stone.

am i the only person who has absolutely no idea what this means?

[Opsa]

I am presuming that Zono is paving the way for E.Raser Day on Friday.

[Griffin NoName]

Irradiated cabbages, where can you use...? the space station! What a way kill 2 (3? many?) birds with one (fissile material) stone.

am i the only person who has absolutely no idea what this means?

I put it through Babel and got:

Irradiated cabbages!  Where can they be used...?  Aha, at the space station!  What a way to kill two, perhaps three, or even many, birds with one stone made of fissile material.

I do prefer the un-Babeled version. It had more impact. Just as does E.Raser.

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I fear we must assume Beagle has been killed outright by falling Cambridge gargoyles. It is frightfully close to Lincolnshire.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

A gargoyle kill Beagle? I doubt it.

Glad you set are ok. I'd be awful sad if my Brit sibs were harmed.

I've had tremors here (I live between a volcanic area and a fault), but no real Quakes. Thanks for the link to the non-FEMA site.

[beagle]

I fear we must assume Beagle has been killed outright by falling Cambridge gargoyles. It is frightfully close to Lincolnshire.

Think again; it would be a serious breach of etiquette for one Cambridge gargoyle to kill another. 

Far from feeling the earth move, I've been infesting the dentist and nursing a central heating system with circulation disorder.

[Griffin NoName]

Far from feeling the earth move, I've been infesting the dentist and nursing a central heating system with circulation disorder.

Well that's ok then 

[Sibling Chatty]

Anywhere (homeowners insurance, The Generally Accepted Deity) that you can put in a claim stating that the earthquake killed the heating system?

[beagle]

Nice idea, but don't think I dare risk it with my insurance company. They'd probably counter-claim that my pump caused the earthquake, and I'd end up as happy as a Loyd's Name in hurricane season.

[Swatopluk]

What's so bad about Coventry? I have seen worse places*. Or did it go extremly down since the 80ies?

*If we ignore the language/accent issue for a moment