Snark/rant

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Rant:
Apparently everyone has decided I need a boyfriend.
I don't.
And the next person to tell me that or hint at it or ask me if I'm seeing so-and-so or that I should see this particular guy is going to get kicked in the face.

You sound upset.  Maybe you need a boyfriend. 

** runs, hides, puts on face mask **





Yes, I'm awful.   

[Darlica]

*appears from behind the corner hits Sibling Lambicus over the head with a big pillow*








What?

I have showed my flat to prospective new tenants today I needed to blow of some steam...


Ahhh, thank you!

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I will end you, Lambi.

Darli, good luck! (and thank you for attacking Lambi with a pillow )
I do like the idea, Op. *plot*

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

I will end you, Lambi.

I'm sorry.  I couldn't help it.  It was like you had set up a button with a big "do not push this button" sign next to it.   

Truth be told, you DON'T need a boyfriend.  You've got everything you need all on your own.   

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I will end you, Lambi.

Truth be told, you DON'T need a boyfriend.

You need anger management.


I'm kidding, just get a boyf... a pet!

Or a hobby



I'm sorry, as Lambi said you just unveiled the big red 'Do not push this button'. Beside it's good practice, if you think this is bad just wait a few years and the word 'boyfriend' will become 'husband'. 

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Beside it's good practice, if you think this is bad just wait a few years and the word 'boyfriend' will become 'husband'. 

And after that, it'll be "baby".  I'm not sure what comes after that, but I'm fairly certain it never ends.   

[ivor]

That button is kinda like this button: [youtube=425,350]YhzvCyhkg8c[/youtube]

You need a boyfriend Kanaloa! 

*slides down escape chute into secret bunker*

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

*Throws angry squidling down chute after MB* HA!

I hardly mind it, since its you guys, in humor. Not seriousness. It's in serious people that say that annoy the f--- out of me.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Speaking of annoy the #$%^&* out me...

My wife had a procedure in one of her breasts, a cryonization, to remove a few small benign masses. Apparently the idiot that performed the procedure must have damage a ligament or something because now she can't fully raise her arm and it hurts horribly to try. She goes to the orthopedist (after a run around different idiots with titles) who prescribes physiotherapy and, because it will be painful- a very nasty analgesic (tramadol). My wife thinking ahead decides to take a pill, the result: nausea, vomit, dizziness, etc, etc. She went to the physiotherapy alone while I was taking my son to a concert of his school orchestra, and then I have to go pick her up, because she feels awful and also they wont let her drive as she is (which obviously makes sense). I go pick her up and all the bloody parking spaces in the $%^&* building say 'patient'. I try to park as far away from the $%^&* building take my wife's car and take her home.

Well, the mother #$%^&, $%^&*  towed my car!!!!!!!!! How the f#$k am I supposed to take both cars? More so, she didn't even go to work today because she spent the night throwing up and had her tension in the floor.

F$%&



I'm sorry, I'm not mildly annoyed, I am royally pissed off and I had to vent.

Sorry again.

[Griffin NoName]

Yep, going to hospital makes one ill.

I'm sorry Zono.

Arm problems aren't unusual from breast procedures, not that knowing that is much comfort.

Did your wife have to keep her arm raised for the procedure - it may be the actual problem is in the shoulder - that is very common.

Car problems with hospitals also seem the norm.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Indeed, she had to keep her arm raised. This whole thing bothers me to no end. Apparently there isn't ONE competent individual on the process, and common sense has been stripped from the health industry here. The best part is that the alternatives seem to be limited to Pay & Pray.

[anthrobabe]

I am sorry Zono--
how horrible - get out and the car is towed!
I agree --

I do hope she has some relief soon-- having family that helps does make a difference- you just being there will be amazing therapy-

[beagle]

Car problems with hospitals also seem the norm.

At least NHS ones. Centralize the services in the centre of a city, with inadequate and overpriced parking, then plan a congestion charge around the whole place.

Funny how the private hospitals are outside the city in rolling countryside with plenty of parking. Must be their planners aren't as clued up on what people want as NHS ones.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Definitely not good!
Don't apologize, Zono. That's what this place is for.

Hospitals are atrocious. I had to spend plenty of time in the best one we have locally when my step-father was ill, and they suck. Parking is heinous.

[Bluenose]

Yeah,  what is it with hospitals and parking, anyway?  Like, it's a big surprise that they build a great big hosptial with several hundred beds and then everyone is surprised when staff, patients and visitors want to go there and the twenty parking spaces they so genorously provide are not tneough.  Public transport is often not an option, so what else are people going to do?  Fly?

Sheesh!

<rant off>