Snark/rant

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

I'm shocked! I'm the most selfless sleeper! I don't even sleep to gain my energy for personal use, I sleep so that I can be coherent for people, and for um, the childrens.

it's all for the childrens!

[Griffin NoName]

Oh well in that case have a couple of danish to be going on with. Just don't gobble.

[anthrobabe]

I'm shocked! I'm the most selfless sleeper! I don't even sleep to gain my energy for personal use, I sleep so that I can be coherent for people, and for um, the childrens.

it's all for the childrens!

Yeah- right.
it's now qwerty u pinnochio  

[Aggie]

Oh well in that case have a couple of danish to be going on with. Just don't gobble.

Yes, you're a Qwerty not a Terqwy.

[Opsa]

Stop that cleverness! Stop it at once, or you will be forced to to sit on the Danish-go-round!

[Aggie]

Stop that cleverness! Stop it at once, or you will be forced to to sit on the Danish-go-round!

Can I have a Tim Horton's raisin donut instead?  I think there's a box over there to the right...   

[Alpaca]

How snarking dumb can my fellow high school seniors be?

Answer: Infinitely!

We have a new head of school. Really cool guy. Tuesday, had a "chat" with the seniors. Basically, the whole "I trust all of you now, it's my first year here, PLEASE don't fuck up, don't break the trust. K?" Later Tuesday, we had an evening program at a restaurant in the performing arts center. Couple people acted like asses, but that's normal.

'Till today. Because today, at the end of school, we were called together for a less friendly "chat." See, it turns out that Tuesday, some morons had managed, between the end of the daytime activities and the start of the evening program, to get themselves drunk.

LESS THAN 12 HOURS after the speech, they got drunk and broke shit in a restaurant.

I'm embarrassed that I'm in the same class as these morons.

[Darlica]

To quote my better half:
"The human capacity for stupidity is, I sometimes think, a good illustration of the concept of infinity"



Don't be ashamed about others behaviour, it is just a waste of energy.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Exactly. There ain't nothing you can do about them, so don't worry. I can hardly think of a person that I graduated with that didn't get drunk or high at least once. And possibly at school.

[anthrobabe]

Alpaca--- you have the skills
step 1-- hack in to school main frame thingie
step 2-- expell them all


actually they have big morbius strips on their foreheads that say "stupid" so hang in there!

[Aggie]

Yes, if you're going to commit heinous acts on a school-sanctioned event, it's very stupid to get caught.  We didn't.

_{and I always wonder if there was a cockroach problem after we 'liberated' some from bio class into the ceiling...}   

As for drinking in high school, a couple of my buddies had this down to an art:  During the 15 minute break in Math 12, they'd hustle the 5 minute walk/run to the one dude's house, chug a couple of beer, and then hustle back to class.  I preferred to just sleep the first (teaching) half and then learn while getting my homework done the second (working) half. 

What used to piss me off was the stoner dumbasses who used to show up right baked to wood shop...  um...  hello?  Big f#ckoff sharp cutty things EVERYWHERE, and you're expected to use them.  Save it for drama or guitar class. One of them did have a rather nasty accident on the bandsaw (severed most of his finger tendons; I think I saw some bone), but I don't know what state he was in at the time.  And the redneck boys used to sneak out the back door to have a couple of beers during shop on a regular basis.... 

[anthrobabe]

Yes, if you're going to commit heinous acts on a school-sanctioned event, it's very stupid to get caught.  We didn't.

_{and I always wonder if there was a cockroach problem after we 'liberated' some from bio class into the ceiling...}   

As for drinking in high school, a couple of my buddies had this down to an art:  During the 15 minute break in Math 12, they'd hustle the 5 minute walk/run to the one dude's house, chug a couple of beer, and then hustle back to class.  I preferred to just sleep the first (teaching) half and then learn while getting my homework done the second (working) half. 

What used to piss me off was the stoner dumbasses who used to show up right baked to wood shop...  um...  hello?  Big f#ckoff sharp cutty things EVERYWHERE, and you're expected to use them.  Save it for drama or guitar class. One of them did have a rather nasty accident on the bandsaw (severed most of his finger tendons; I think I saw some bone), but I don't know what state he was in at the time.  And the redneck boys used to sneak out the back door to have a couple of beers during shop on a regular basis.... 

OMG! I thought this only went on in Arkansas!
You left out having sex in the bed of the pickup truck during lunch! (not me actually but witnessed it often)

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Lol, we had people bringing vodka in water bottles, and chugging them in class. My high school was out in the country, and an open campus. For the activity Anthro mentioned, people went into the fields.

[Alpaca]

You left out having sex in the bed of the pickup truck during lunch! (not me actually but witnessed it often)

Same idea, with the difference that Tampa Prep kids have more pretentious cars.

Thing is, our school is tiny, and so is our parking lot. And we have four security guards patrolling it. Yet people don't have the bright idea to drive to the abandoned lot RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET, and so the security people catch them.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Back home it was aguardiente in water bottles and the more pretentious would do it with vodka. The last *trick* I heard is a bit more hardcore: to avoid the smell, some kids would take it in supository form. Actually they used cotton puffs soaked in the stuff and...   

As stated before stupidity has no limits (and know no boundaries).