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The Al Gore game

Started by Swatopluk, October 06, 2006, 05:43:00 PM

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Swatopluk

#75
November 04, 2006, 10:24:13 AM
He was asked whether he was interested in pop tarts and he had either a hearing problem or was just evasive.

Al Gore invented the hearing aid for his boss Bill Clinton
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Aphos

#76
November 04, 2006, 08:48:44 PM
No.  Bill Clinton just stuck a jelly bean in his ear and faked it.

Al Gore did invent gummy bears, though.
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Swatopluk

#77
November 05, 2006, 10:31:20 AM
Who said that the hearing aid Al Gore invented for Bill Clinton was not biodegradable (=edible)?
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#78
November 06, 2006, 12:30:44 AM
Al Capone? Must have been.

After he invented jelly beans, Al Gore invented jelly babies, way before he dreamt up gummy bears.
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Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#79
November 06, 2006, 02:44:08 AM
No, sorry, Ronnie R invented jelly beans.

Al Gore invented indoor plumbing
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Sibling Chatty

#80
November 06, 2006, 06:35:22 AM
Trying hard to resist responding "No sh!t?", but obviously not hard enough... ::) ;D

Actually, Al Gore invented the Mark Four Three Prong Two Slot Blivet.
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Aphos

#81
November 10, 2006, 07:08:21 AM
I don't believe it.  I think all our current blivets were made by the Republicans.

However, Al Gore did invent the Mark 1 Eyeball.
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Swatopluk

#82
November 10, 2006, 02:57:42 PM
Biodegradable of course (not to be confused with sheep eyes).

Al Gore invented the movie cliche.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#83
November 10, 2006, 10:51:42 PM
But, what if I'm allergic to eggs? Oh! cliche, not quiche ...

Al Gore invented Eggs Benedict
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Aphos

#84
November 11, 2006, 12:00:40 AM
Eggs Benedict were invented by Gulliver in an attempt to end the war over which end of a boiled egg was the proper one to open.

Al Gore invented the two hole outhouse.
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Swatopluk

#85
November 11, 2006, 12:42:53 PM
After (due to a cold) mishearing: We should shit together some time.

Al Gore (in another case of mishearing) invented the pun after a meeting with James (the) Baker.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith

#86
November 11, 2006, 11:36:43 PM
Yes, I believe he did invent punishment.

Al Gore also invented the Easter Bunny - at least the idea the a rabbit has anything to do with eggs ...
Sometimes, the real journey can only be taken by making a mistake.

my webpage-- alas, Cox deleted it--dead link... oh well ::)

Sibling Chatty

#87
November 12, 2006, 06:03:43 AM
No, that was my middle school biology teacher, Clara Crittenden, well known spinster and the first ever Presbyterian nun. (Could have been, anyway.)


Al Gore invented bunny slippers.
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Swatopluk

#88
November 12, 2006, 09:12:24 AM
His first version (molerats) flopped.

Al Gore invented the flip-flops too.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Aphos

#89
November 12, 2006, 05:08:53 PM
He got the idea when he turned the molerat slippers upside down.

Al Gore also invented cross trainers.
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