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The Al Gore game

Started by Swatopluk, October 06, 2006, 05:43:00 PM

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Swatopluk

No, that was Captain Igloo.

But Al Gore invented the cake frying machine
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Sibling Qwertyuiopasd

Dude, that was Eli Whitney

Al Gore did, however, invent the Cotton Gin.
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one them, it gets up and kills. The poeple it kills get up and kill!

http://qwertysvapourtrail.blogspot.com/

Swatopluk

Despite cotton being an environmental fatal crop they way it is cultivated.

Al Gore invented culture
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

Which one?

Al Gore invented yogurt
Sibling Zono(trichia Capensis) aka anon1mat0 aka Nicolás.

PPPP: Politicians are Parasitic, Predatory and Perverse.

Swatopluk

No, that was King Jugurtha (as can be read in Sallust's classic pupil borer)

Al Gore invented dairy farming
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Pachyderm

But only non-intensive, cow-friendly dairy farmıng

Al Gore ınvented scıence
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Swatopluk

That was Al Ristotle not Al Gore.

Al Gore invented the recorder
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Alpaca

No, that was the regorder.

Al Gore also invented regorgitation.
There is a pleasure sure to being mad
That only madmen know.
--John Dryden

Swatopluk

Isn't it gorgeous

Al Gore invented G'oreal
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

The Meromorph

As in the Aurora Gorealis.

Then Al Gore invented the dipstick.
Dances with Motorcycles.

Swatopluk

because the lipstick was already invented by Tripper Gore

Al Gore not only knew but also ivented his wife
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Alpaca

He picked names for his invention from a hat, though.

Al Gore invented censorship of Gory films.
There is a pleasure sure to being mad
That only madmen know.
--John Dryden

Swatopluk

Especially because they had a bad influence on his son that thought they were about him.

Al Gore invented hibernation
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Alpaca

It's why he's putting on weight. (Ok, he's not that fat!)

Al Gore invented tape.
There is a pleasure sure to being mad
That only madmen know.
--John Dryden

Swatopluk

As an addition to his invention of the duct.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.