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The Al Gore game

Started by Swatopluk, October 06, 2006, 05:43:00 PM

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Swatopluk

He is a despicable hyphenator.

Al Gore invented selfreplicating proteins
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Sibling Qwertyuiopasd

wouldn't self replicating proteins have invented self replicating proteins?

Al gore invented WIN
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one them, it gets up and kills. The poeple it kills get up and kill!

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Alpaca

And he made use of his invention in the 2000 election. Too bad the supreme court disagreed.

Al Gore invented bubble bath.
There is a pleasure sure to being mad
That only madmen know.
--John Dryden

Swatopluk

No that was Mel Brooks for Men in Tights.

Al Gore co-invented the Dönertier
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Alpaca

Along with Al Gore.

Al Gore invented the Gordian knot.
There is a pleasure sure to being mad
That only madmen know.
--John Dryden

Swatopluk

And he had to reinvent it when that idiot Alexander came and ruined it.

Al Gore invented self-tying knots
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Alpaca

Unfortunately, his inventions turned on him.

Al Gore invented cryptography.
There is a pleasure sure to being mad
That only madmen know.
--John Dryden

Scriblerus the Philosophe

Nah, I think that was someone else.

Al Gore invented synonyms.
"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

Alpaca

No, he created them.

Al Gore also exvented antonyms.
There is a pleasure sure to being mad
That only madmen know.
--John Dryden

Swatopluk

No he invented the X valve.

He also invented the Y and V valve
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Alpaca

Interestingly enough, he also invented the C valve, but that's not so useful.

Al Gore invented vivoleum.
There is a pleasure sure to being mad
That only madmen know.
--John Dryden

Swatopluk

But he probably wishes now that he had not invented petroleum in his wild youth.

Al Gore invented the brass ring
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Scriblerus the Philosophe

Nah. Taking too much of the world's resources still.

Al gore invented the Royalties Council.
"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

Swatopluk

Becasue a Royal Corurt would be un-American.

Al Gore invented corals
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

No, Coral invented her own.

Al Gore invented fish fingers.
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