Catholic dogs go to heaven, Presbyterian ones don't

[ivor]

So what you are saying is flowers are whores?

[Griffin NoName]

flowers given to wives after coitus with lover is probably whoring

[Opsa]

Flowers aren't whores. They're just sexually passive. Bees are go-betweens. It's like a biological bartering system.

[The Meromorph]

Yeah, but they're promiscuously passive.  Letting it all hang out like that...

[Aggie]

Oh, and just don't ask about fruit.....

Fruits are SMUTTY... at least the good ones.  And huitlacoche.

[Pachyderm]

The flowers aren't the whores. They are just exhibitionist degenerates. Pollinators are the whores, they do it for reward.


Huitlacoche.

Eat a tumour called Raven's Excrement? No chance.

Rename it the Mexican Truffle, watch it fly out the door...Genius

[Swatopluk]

I think "echte Rabenscheisse" (true ravenshit) could work as a brand name (at least in non-German countries)

[Aggie]

Babelfished it from french to english with some spaces added (huit la coche), and it came out as "the eight stage coach".