Snark/rant

[Sibling Chatty]

Nope, no weird climate/atmospheric things AT ALL!

Changes that used to take centuries are taking---months?

Tornadoes
Earthquakes
In England.

Ya might as well live in Oz!

[beagle]

Todays rant.

My central heating pump failed.  It was only twenty two years old. Don't they make anything to last these days?

P.S. slept through the earthquake despite being (presumably) 60 miles nearer to it than Griffin.  At least Lincolnshire is now famous for more than poaching.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Niice.

[Griffin NoName]

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WHERE is the 10 o'clock news?

All day I've been waiting to watch England Hit BY Earthquake. One dog slightly killed.

What do we get?

B****dy midgits dressed in red and yelllow running around on stripey grass. I ask you!  Is the BBC mad?  I can't make any sense of it.  They just zoomed in on one poor sod sobbing his eyes flat on the ground. Is that the "interest" part?

There should be a protest, scaling the Houses of Parliament seems required.

[beagle]

B****dy midgits dressed in red and yelllow running around on stripey grass. I ask you!  Is the BBC mad?  I can't make any sense of it. 

I think you'll find that's the drugs, not the BBC. Not unless they've put Teletubbies post watershed,  anyway.

[Aggie]

...pass the beeb 'pon de left hand side, man. 

[beagle]

Lord Reith, reefer.  Coincidence?  I think not.

[Griffin NoName]

**** RANT ****


Bl***dddddy BBC AGAIN.

Extended news for Prince Harry, thus delaying Question Time.

And then of course half of Question Time was taken up with it.

Apparently he is bigger news than a mere Earthquake.

[beagle]

I was round someone's house where Channel 4 news was on last night. Normally it's way too lefty for me. It was hugely amusing watching the presenter (John Snow ?) getting worked up about the [paraphrasing] "totalitarian state like press conspiracy".
He seemed to miss the point that any of them could have refused to go along with it, without ending up in the Tower.
C4 really hate it when they have to say good things about the royals.

Why are you still worried about the earthquake? That's sooooooooooo day before yesterday.

[Swatopluk]

I say it is all a coverup for the secret nukkular tests. Wait for news of rampant balding in the area.

[beagle]

In Lincolnshire it's more likely to be the government's new secret GM crop trials.

The potato that broke the Earth's crust.