Toadfish Monastery

He's a pinstriped Squidly!

Humble Humbolt Squiddlies area feisty lot...they are a tad bitey in the open water!
http://www.squid-world.com/humboldt-squid/

Greetings Siblings (I finally found you!). Hope you are all well and hope youse guys are keepin' the Monastery nice and tidy. I hear that the squiddlies are growing well, which is excellent because I've hankerin' for a bit of live bait from the moat for me next fishin trip.
Oi need to get familiar with New New Portsmouth so hexcuse me while I catch up several years of Taddy threads. Capn Dave

Yaargghh...

Oi fear the culinary choices may a bit limited on that diet...

Yarrrr...

Heaves about right, oi've got cut back on eatin and drinkin so much. Oi'm gunna start doin a few Pira-tes classes.

YARRGHH!!!

Ahoy there Siblings permishun to come ashore!!

Goodness gracious, Taxes? What are they?

I do believe my serfs get charged these to fund my vast estate and hunting grounds, but I am dismayed to hear privileged circle being inconvenienced by such matters.

I shall contact Justice Postlethwaite-Barnes III immediately!

I do love a good butler in the peer brandy.  You need an awfully big glass though *chortle* *chortle*

DaveL's pink dress caught Portmouth's Tribune reporters eye, leaving Pirate Awards Gala Night.

Big Winds forecast after ****** raided the *******

Indeed Lord Pachy indeed. Speaking of which, I went down to the local produce markets and ate one of the finest 'peers' money could buy.  Fruit and vegetables are so hard to come by you know.

Ahoy mateys, it be good to see yers. Yes still looking to repay Santa for his unrequited gifts when I was a junior pirate. The socks and comb I received from Santa, when I requested a 18 pounder cannon will never...ummm...be forgotten.
These days I've been repaying him with my own 18 pounder.  It's just me aim is a bit affected from the grog. 

YArrr...

Thanks matey, I might use some of that timber for me next peg leg.

YArrrr...

Permission to board please 

YArrrgggghhh?

YAAAARRGHHH