Toadfish Monastery

Quote from: Opsanus tau on October 23, 2007, 06:27:17 PM
'Ey what happened to that Jackdaw? I didn't get to pinch 'im yet.

She be roight 'ere...though none too fond o' pinches.

Quote from: anthrobabe on October 20, 2007, 03:01:11 PM
I'm afraid to click on JackDaws link while at work--- esp on a Saturday when I'm here by myself with no handy other to blame any miss-steps on (ahem, not that I'd ever do that in anycase)

t'isn't mine...it were griffin posted that link

Quote from: Black Bart on October 19, 2007, 01:44:15 PM
The blaggard came back as "I really love boobs!" 

be he one'a them narcissist fellers, then?

Drat...need to get a course like that here(preferably for credit).  We've got the history part already, and that's s'posed to be my primary area of study(or is intended to be, once I get a bit further along).

I mean...um...ARRRGH!*brandishes a pelican*

Quote from: Darlica on August 23, 2007, 04:18:39 PM
T' Captain Jackdaw: Oi don't think thar will be any trouble with Captain Kitty t' ship sailed o' with me and some o' t' rats that port t' ship durin' t' fire was port behind (t' rats was mighty angry until they found a box o' cheese that must have been thrown overboard in t' confusion). T' fire on t' decks be now put out Oi believe but t' last thin' Oi saw was some black smoke and flyin' critters which Oi believe to be bears circulatin' t' mast...

Anyhow Oi'll sended her a message and resived t' answer that it was OK.

Oi'll look fore t' sail with ye'.

Yers Arrghly!

Darla Deadwaters

Glad ter 'ave yer aboard, as we've been operatin' wiv a skellyton crew th' past month er more.  Me last crew mutinied, and left me aboard t' ship when they decided ter stay on an oilan' off somewheres, so I were left wi' th' prisoners down below what th' former crew 'adn't taken vittles to fer the past two months or more...they were none too pleased wi' me old crew, an' they voiced no objections when Oi offered t' 'ire 'em on ter replace said crew.  They don' eat much, but they do be moighty slow workers.

Yrs. etc,
Cap'n Mag "Jack" Dawes

Oi moight be hirin', an' lyttrusea be held in high esstregard on moi ship...tends ter 'elp with th' skulduggery an' sneakin'...
but Oi'm not sure Oi'd be wantin' ter steal away Cap'n Kitty's crew...she moight be a vengeful sort.

Oi be registerin' me ship th' Virtue, cap'n'd by meself, Mag Dawes.  Thar's another pair o' ships as be part o' th' same fleet.  They'll be th' Persephone an' an as-yet-unnamed vessel what flies th' bloody badger.

Princ'ple Culinane,

Oi be writin' ter see if'n ya have any teachin' puz pozish jobs op'n at this toime, what wi' th' new night-curric'lum an' all.  I be well-versed in th' arts o' disgoise, skulldudgery, an' knife-throwin'.

Oi'd lookt inter possible teachin' options at St. Winnie's, 'cross th' way, but Oi've sinse lerned they ain't teachin' them girls proper.  Th' 'eadmistress 'ad th' gall to call me a "lady pirate."  Oi tol' 'er to 'er face, that's a blatant conterdiction.  Pirate Oi be, female Oi be, and Oi may on occasion present meself as a gennelman, but "lady" an' "pirate" 'ave no business in th' same sentence, an' shame on 'er fer not teachin' them lasses th' roight terminolergy.

Yrs. etc,
Mag "Jack" Dawes
Cap'n o' th' Virtue

Quote from: Pachyderm on August 06, 2007, 01:09:26 AM
Hail an' well met, Jackdaw, old feller. Pull up a pew an' regale us wi' lies stories o' yer pirating days...

"Feller"? *glances down*  Ah, right...th' disguise...*chuckles*

*sneaks in behind a fellow DP'er*