Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on July 26, 2007, 08:07:15 PM
No, to be baptised as a Toadfish it would have to be "in the name of the Great Everything, the beer and the holy mother" and the baptism would have to take place in rum, not water...
Or maybe:
"hereby baptized in the name of the Great Everything, The Rum and the Holy Toadfish"....
I'll take that baptism to morrow if it was available! But then I'm the one that, as a teenager, when my classmates had finished their confirmation studies and started to wear little gold and sliver jewellery crosses around their necks wore a little enamelled Snoopy instead, claiming that he was a source if infinitive wisdom and inspiration to me...
Not that I really believed this, it was very much a tongue in cheek reaction to the fact that most of these kids took the confirmation only because it was a family tradition or to get nice gifts, not because they actually believed in God or was interested in the Bible.
After their confirmation I was still the one with the deeper knowledge about the stories of the Bible and the life of Christ, but I guess that was mainly because I read it in the same way I read the books about Greek and Scandinavian mythology.
To this day, even if my views of things has changed in many ways, that is basically still my personal opinion about the bible. It's not more true or false than any other historical compilation of myths; first retold through verbal traditions, then written down, edited, corrected due to the time and fashion when it was written down then translated, corrected and rewritten again... then finally thanks to Gutenberg printed.
And to answer the introductory question: I was raised by parents baptized in the protestant Swedish (then) state church, and I'm baptized into that church too. I would however say that my family where and are very profane. My paternal grandparents left the church sometime in the early 80's, and my maternal grandparent whom I had a very close relation to never spoke about God, went to church (if it wasn't for a funeral or wedding or such) or listened to religious services at the radio or TV.
I learned the Paternoster prayer as a child as well as some other prayers, and I had a period when I was about 11 years old, when I really wanted to believe, but then I discovered all atrocities made in the name of God. Ever since then I have a quite complicated relationship to religion in general and churches and their followers in particular.
As I became older and hopefully a bit wiser I have reached the conclusion that I have no score to settle with Godâ„¢ (Or any god for that matter) or even to a less extent with Jesus (if any of them do exist) but I definitively have a bone or two to pick with some of the Apostles, especially Paul (darn misogynist ) and with a lot of intolerant priests, bishops, popes and preachers...
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